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@derkoolschrank.bsky.social
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The world's leading Surrealist newspaper. Comprised of investigative journalists, writers and poets from around the globe. Major articles are linked to our online publication/website.
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 1h
And my convicted Iran-Contra guy, Elliott Abrams was whisked into the Trump administration by Bolton & Pompeo and immediately fomented coups and guerilla insurgencies in Venezuela.
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 2h
Yes...we have previously called them zeks -the Russian word for prisoners. During the attack on Ukraine, Putin released the worst of them and sent them to to front in exchange for pardons of any who survived. Great similarities.
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 2h
"And toll booths. They shot my son Santino 95 times."
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 2h
Hey, she's still new at the legal details of productions like this, having come up through the snuff film industry.
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 3h
The Federal SNAP funding for 2025-2026 was already allocated quite a while ago and handed over to the Dept of Agriculture. The only money which could now be manipulated (withheld) is the federal share of the administrative costs to disburse the core funds regularly.
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 3h
From the mouths of babes
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 3h
Don't worry; that's actual size.
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 3h
Nobody listens to that rabid chipmunk.
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 4h
Exactly. Profits/ownership of Argentine resources for the banks if it goes ok, US public money to bail out the banks' gamble if it goes badly.
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 4h
That second $20 billion tranche is planned to be coming from private US banks, secured with Argentine collateral...but inevitably with the US public underwriting any losses.
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 4h
Oberbefehlsleiter Miller to meet his Götterdämmerung
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 4h
Not "what are your thoughts"
"what are your orders"
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 4h
Deport ICE back to Moscow
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 5h
Woodstock? There was only one guy there -Bobby O'Brien- and he hallucinated the whole thing.
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 6h
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 6h
There have been zero assaults on ICE or other federal officers.
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 6h
It has been happening to Europeans, so likely being applied to all peoples entering the USA.
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 6h
The Kentucky Fred Astaire!
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 6h
JD Vance: "All 35 year old Nazis are just lovable kids. And everyone knows we love kids!"
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 7h
A major test of intentions was the blocking of Prof Mark Bray from flying to Spain on October 8. Following international reporting, his flight was mysteriously allowed to leave the next day.
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 7h
JD Vance: "All 35 year old Nazis are just lovable kids. And everyone knows we love kids!"
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 7h
They already decided in Allen v Milligan, 2023.
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 7h
The Kentucky Fred Astaire !
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derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 7h
JD Vance: "All 35 year old Nazis are just lovable kids. And everyone knows we love kids!"
derkoolschrank.bsky.social
https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social · 7h
JD Vance: "All 35 year Nazis are just lovable kids. And everybody knows we love kids!"
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