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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 1m

technically froggy here

GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 45m

The only time these people have felt anything in their hearts was when Luigi killed that guy and they're just chasing that high

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 2h

From the people who brought you the Passenger Pigeon comes the next hottest wage-laboring fowl, the Delivery Dodo

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 13h

Market dominat minorities

GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 13h

Pretty certain that blood sacrifice is involved in the creation of those sprues. That or dwarven rune work

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 15h

The Little Mermaid live action

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 15h

For the fifty that can name a Republican they like I suspect he's near the top of the list

GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 16h

Yes but it probably plays well with the braindead swing voter base if you're trying to name a current GOP politician

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 18h

I love how Kirkman ended the story with the Viltrumite war and didn't try and do a Majin Bu Saga or anything where the fundamental weaknesses in his storytelling would come to the forefront

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 19h

"is disc horse bot Hochul's burner account? 60 Minutes investigates"

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 19h

Slapping "ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PRODUCT" on the side of my protein powder so everyone knows it's safe to eat

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 20h

Just be fucking normal! In DC it's going to be the social event of the fall, not some black bloc power hour.

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 21h

If all you consume is misanthropy it's tough to want to be good and visa versa

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah I don't want to say "you should read him" or imply a left-wing reading of this or anything, just that he is trying something slightly more complex than what you get from a plot summary, even if only to the level of calling a bunch of people phonies.

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 21h

He's a huge misanthrope and the main character is not someone you're supposed to sympathize with but rather be a stand in for a lot of people who he really thinks are weak and shallow.

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 21h

It's a bit more complex in that he's satirizing the genre of the Last Sane Conservative novel, the "in a world gone mad with Libs, only one Man has the traditional values to stand up for what is Right" types.

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 21h

"I WAS SO CLOSE TO REGULAR MEALS AND THE INTERNET RUINED IT, OF COURSE I'M DEPRESSED"

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 23h

"Conservatives have no actually principles, you can buy them off with power over women" is basically where it ends up as a moral

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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 23h

Submission was kind of funny because he seemed far more animated by his ire for his fellow travelers than the liberals he was supposedly mocking

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