Delfactoid
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Does management destroy your soul or do you need to lack one in the first place.
Ah he also said that I could be a single point of failure (I'm too load bearing) and they needed more redundancy. Which is funny since they refuse to hire.
He's the main boss of analysis so will be hard to avoid but he wants to change everything so that tracks.
The new guy in charge introduced himself to me in a 1-1 as a six sigma black belt which sounds insane and the I looked it up and it seems like scientology for management people.
Amazing miracle in which I go without spending money for three days because of free conference food.
I'll row somewhere else in good time.
Everytime I empty the dehumidifier which prevents my ancient English abode from encrusting itself in black mold I pretend I'm bailing out a sinking ship.
I don't want your balls.
Multiple Pizza Express free dough balls offer.
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*Drops you in my stew* ah shit
Terrible ad. Doesn't even tell you what it does just that it's a distraction.
Ad for chat GPT featuring a woman cooking who is distracted by her phone.
It's looking like gold is the new gold
Note to self: release post when gold hits 4k "It's looking like gold is the new gold"
I will write a picaresque
Anyone else going to do nanowrimo?
I'm allowed to drink as much tap water as I want and of course I have my scrolls to read. I can't complain.
We will live to see the final Japanese person born 🥹 also white English. No more evil racist islanders.
Extremely pleased Japan decided to destroy itself.
23 minutes, back on track.
Note to self: release post when gold hits 4k "It's looking like gold is the new gold"
Have you rapped anyone on the knuckles yet
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Farted so loud and long that the neighbors who always scream and yell at each other stopped for a moment. Give peace a chance.