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Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee

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Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · Jun 25

I subscribe to a labeler that shows who donates to elected officials but I also subscribe to @oracle.posters.rip so this looks like my Senator @wyden.senate.gov has a bunch of normal corporate donors but he's also getting bankrolled by one specific Orangutan

Screenshot showing labels for Senator Ron Wyden, there are labels showing that he gets campaign donations from Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Intel, Nike, etc and then another label that simply says "Orangutan"

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Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1h

Ha, that's right. Been a while since I drove a forklift.

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1h

The wrong number is "any" and I selflessly help my kids dispose of them safely. I'm such a good dad.

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1h

I just tapped my work badge against my mailbox to get into my own house, so that's how my day is going.

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Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 2h

Tasha Yar: had a pretty major problem as a habitual smoker, when she went towards the black sludge monster she actually thought it was a big pile of resin

Troi: doesn't smoke, but she does get high when other crew members do. Weird side effects of being half Betazed.

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 2h

O'Brien: left to go to DS9 because he heard that Quark sold the really good stuff

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 2h

LaForge: would love to smoke weed, but nobody will sell to him and Riker programmed his replicator to deny his requests as a prank years ago then forgot about it

Barclay: everyone wishes Barclay would smoke more, because it helps his anxiety. He doesn't ever hold his own (due to the anxiety).

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 2h

Data: Fascinated by the concept of getting high, but cannabinoids are not compatible with his circuitry. Still smokes socially though.

Crusher: takes a huge bong rip the moment she's not on shift at sick bay.

Worf: believes stoners "have no honor"

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 2h

Here's my best guesses for the crew:

Picard: doesn't take anything stronger than the occasional glass of wine but he did try it when he was at the Academy

Riker: smokes when he needs "inspiration" for playing the trombone, and pretty much constantly when he goes to Risa for shore leave

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 4h

The H. stands for "Hall and"

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 4h

Very rude that it's only Wednesday. It should at least be Thursday, ideally Friday.

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 5d

Making sure all my enemies know that there's a big rally about how much I suck coming up, & also that it really bothers me

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Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 7h

As far as I can tell it has something to do with punishment for our sins

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 17h

Huh... I took extended release Ritalin (which I think is basically generic concerta) and it gave me migraines too. Spiked my blood pressure. I wonder if that's what it's doing for your kid as well?

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 18h

If I recall Vyvanse works by your liver(?) breaking it down into one of the amphetamine salts that is in Adderall. So it's not the capsule or coating that makes it release slowly but your own metabolism.

I'm not a doctor, might have some details wrong. But that's how it was described to me.

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 19h

I lowkey think this has been cast on every fire I look at because I'm always captivated by it

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Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1d

Oregon's a good guy and needs some help, if you can spare a few bucks

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 1d

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

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Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1d

Oregon's a good guy and needs some help, if you can spare a few bucks

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 1d

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

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Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1d

Reno

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1d

My wife and the Elder Child have taken the Large Cat to the vet, he got into a fight and has a nasty infection in one eye. Hoping he's ok.

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1d

I really just suggested the one because it's the only song I know about dental floss

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1d

Kirk Van Houten from The Simpsons with a frustrated look on his face as he unsuccessfully attempts to depict the concept of "dignity" in a game of Pictionary. His abstract drawing has been replaced with a Pollock print in the typical style, many different colors of paint splattered. Maybe it represents dignity too. There's no way to know.

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly he makes me want to come visit NYC, his love of the city is infectious.

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1d

"basuraharpa" is such a great name, and since it's got dental floss strings you gotta learn to play Frank Zappa's "Montana" on it.

Movin' to Montana soon,
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon...

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Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 1d

Asking the server to dunk my Chipotle Chicken Avo Melt in a vat of the Lemonade of Death like a Chicago Italian Beef