David Dalglish
@ddalglish.com
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Author of THE SHADOWDANCE SERIES, KEEPERS TRILOGY, THE HALF-ORCS, VAGRANT GODS, LEVEL: UNKNOWN, RADIANT KING, and more. site: ddalglish.com Patron: http://patreon.com/thatdalglishguy He/him.
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This is a story of six completely, utterly broken individuals, and the ruination of the world that comes from their hurt and sorrow. THE RADIANT KING is out today! (links below)
Cover for the book, The Radiant King: A handsome man in a black robe holding a blood-filled bowl standing in front of a stained glass window showing a broken tower in golden light.
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Soon you'll be breaking your kid's piggy bank with a hammer because you absolutely need that new pair of running shoes.
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I mean. I'll take $400 for groceries. What do I gotta do? Was it feet pics? I'll send feet pics.
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Somehow RJ would still pull it off.
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I want you to appreciate how much physical pain this pun made me feel.
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Book I'm writing now has four epilogues, too. I just don't call them epilogues so no one can yell at me.
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Autocorrect, please, I meant "assuage", not "sausage". I assure you, the meaning of the sentence is really, really gonna change if someone tries to sausage someone's worries.
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A bird shit on my head during my walk if you want to know how my day is going.
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RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔
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Your dreams live in an Animaniacs cartoon.
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Now we're finally getting into the spirit of this.
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brianphillips.bsky.social
All your unhinged literary opinions are so comprehensively hinged that I'm starting to suspect some of you aren't obeying the prompt
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I still remember my phone number from when I was in elementary school some three decades later.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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Your characters? Making terrible decisions? Naaaaaaah.

(also grats!)
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Bosses will be like "here's your skeleton crew so I can eke out 5% more profits" and then be like "but why not 5/5 perfect service happy customers tho?"
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A checkout counter asked me to rate my visit 1-5 stars. When I gave it 5, my kid asked me if the visit was "really" a 5 star visit. Queue speech about how anything less than 5 stars gets the workers in trouble, and any issues with service are a lack of staffing problem, not the workers themselves.
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It's so easy to get annoyed w/frontline workers; shit, I take lot of deep breaths: then I remind myself this service experience is a CHOICE made by a massive nickel and diming corporation who refuses to hire appropriate number of people at living wage, with proper equipment to provide this service.
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Bloodborne IRL much more disappointing.
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It's not about what I want. I'm not here to judge anyone's kink.
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Can't believe you'd be so easy as to let the whole city do whatever it wants with your bush.
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Yuuup. The big guy is sooo much harder, I swear. And not just him, but the overall pathway to him.
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Ooooooh ok yeah I'm not to post game yet. I've only two kills and zero kills, I'm sure you can guess which is which.
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I've played a ton and I swear met and gifted everyone in the game and yet I'm missing like...five???