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David

@davidnmaisie.bsky.social

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Scottish, dyslexic, lefty, woke, carpenter 🪚. Married to MrsW. Wee dug called Maisie. Food,travel, wine and not taking myself,or others too seriously.

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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · Nov 10

Mornin shaggers
Seeing more, and more of my auld pals coming over from Musk’s hellhole. For my new pals, I’m known for my world class poached eggs, dug whispering, and being Fifes No 1 food & wine critic. Oh, and I sometimes join bits o’ wid together as well. Maisie, her names Maisie.

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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 12h

Patience man.

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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 12h

Hud worse.

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Don’t tell Effie !!

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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 22h

Is it really all that. I supervised my boys sawing and drilling at an earlier age.

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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 22h

Good try, but you won’t get me trashing Baynes !!

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☺️

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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 22h

MrsW faked embarrassment, but I became very popular with the waiting staff.

David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 22h

I might have got a couple of pistachio ones. ☺️
Morning A 🫡

David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 22h

With pistachios

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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 22h

Mornin. Tarts !

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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 1d

Portuguese tapas.
Booked a port tour at Sandemans on Sunday. Established in 1790 by George Sandeman of Perth. 👌

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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 1d

Wow 😍

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Aye. Fuck that ! 😂

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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 1d

Fortunately, I cannae see the local sports bar showing it🤞😉

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David @davidnmaisie.bsky.social · 1d

The highlight of my evening was telling an American in my gruffest Scottish accent to turn his volume down, as I made my way back from the toilet in the restaurant. Unusual for a MAGA feckwit to have a passport.