Dave Obscur
@daveyblahblah.bsky.social
2K followers 2.4K following 2.4K posts
Probably talking about ARTPOP or Final Fantasy. 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎮 Also @DaveyBlahBlah on Twitter 📍Birmingham
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Absolutely thrilled to say that Aaron (@waarontear.bsky.social) finally got engaged!

He only went and made a whole RPG full of our in-jokes and references over the last 8 years, and after beating the final boss I was rewarded with this lovely proposal. Very us 🥹
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
How do I reprogram my brain to stop thinking Irn Bru (sugar free) is default hydration and water is the special treat I force myself to have when I'm feeling jittery?
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
I was in Barcelona and didn't know about the Lightning model thing and was scrumt a scream when I saw her in the window of designer shops 🤣
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Who taught gymfluencers the phrase "calorie deficit" because it has made the internet even more unbearable than usual
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Got on chat to Google support yesterday because my Pixel 10 Pro keeps showing the weather app on my full screen when it's locked and the troubleshooting didn't fix it, and the clearly AI customer support agent was no help, I just want the weather app gone, and then I realised I literally became this
Reposted by Dave Obscur
schwartzsama.bsky.social
If you ever think my utter contempt towards gacha is overblown remember that 15 years ago this would've been a delightfully mid PSP game with fun extra costumes for your favorite characters and now it's designed to get teenagers addicted to the slot machine in their phone.
rpgsite.net
Square Enix has revealed Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy, the newest entry in the Dissidia series, for 2026 release on iOS and Android: www.rpgsite.net/news/18701-d...
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Oh my god I knew this felt familiar 🤣
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Probably my first time in memory I've not had the new Pokémon game on release day - I really want it but can't justify *another* game right now, I have about 6 on the go at the moment between Silksong, Hades 2, FF Tactics and some others I was flirting between recently. There aren't enough hours!
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Sometimes friends say it's hard to tell the difference between me and Gemini these days, idk how Instagram rumbled me
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
The art style is nice at least but everything else is a miss
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
For the second time this year I seem to be banned from following anyone new on Instagram? The error message I get is that "some people prefer to review followers manually" which the internet agrees is a fake message disguising that you've been marked as a bot and can't follow new people 😭
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
I think there's the odd chapter where he's writing about a tangential character that might dip into that as sort of real-time observational stuff but otherwise I can't think of any instances of it.
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Well, the art style of Dissidia Duellum is cool. And now we move on.
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
The balancing of FOMO with CBA is an eternal battle you will never win
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Optimistically, does this mean they won't be trying to please shareholders anymore and can tone down the aggressive ads and monetisation? 👀
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Finished the latest Thursday Murder Club book and...meh? I was enjoying the middle but it all resolved with a giant shrug of the shoulders?

Feel there were quite a few missed moments. Not least of all that Joyce laments that she hasn't contributed anything to the mystery and then...never does?
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Xbox's plan seemed to be a platform more than a console. There was something Phil Spencer said about a vision for having Gamepass on Switch and PlayStation or something. "Give us your money and we'll help you play anything anywhere" but I'm not sure that's materialising
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
I can accept that skinny jeans are out of fashion but did we really have to replace them with those hideous baggy cargos with forty seven pockets all down the legs
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Sorry, Tactics outsold Silksong? 👀
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Do you know what, all power to him 🤣
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Like. Do they not get that turning up for a workout is more work??? Those happy hormones just don't release for me 🤣
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Anyway just another day of people who have never lived a life of being fat not being able to fathom how anyone could possibly live a life in which they might not be exercising regularly and me feeling like I'm the problem again
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
To him, 2 weeks off the gym is anathema, unheard of, bad for body and soul. In my mind there is nothing I wanted to do less while on holiday or feeling poorly than making myself hot and sweaty. It is the first thing to go when I'm not feeling 100%. And it's *how* they feel 100%. Really worlds apart
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Been off the gym for 2 weeks, between London for Gaga and then a week of illness. And my CrossFit coach's response this morning when I said I'd been off was to exclaim "two weeks?!" and it has sent me spiralling because gym-fit people really don't get what life is like for normies do they
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
Dissidia was great until it went live service, and it immediately bombed.

Pretty much every SE mobile titles bombs, or has a short shelf life.

But sure, I'm certain Dissidia Mobile is going to do it. 👍😬
gematsu.com
New Dissidia Final Fantasy title for iOS, Android to be announced on October 14

Square Enix will announce a new Dissidia Final Fantasy title for iOS and Android on October 14 at 3:00 a.m. PT / 6:00 a.m. ET / 19:00 JST, the company announced. You will be able to watch the "Team Boss Battle" title…
New Dissidia Final Fantasy title for iOS, Android to be announced on October 14
Square Enix will announce a new Dissidia Final Fantasy title for iOS and Android on October 14 at 3:00 a.m. PT / 6:00 a.m. ET / 19:00 JST, the company announced. You will be able to watch the "Team Boss Battle" title announcement trailer on YouTube (English, Japanese).
www.gematsu.com
daveyblahblah.bsky.social
I've finally lost enough weight for skinnies to look good on me you can pry them from my cold dead thighs. Baggy will never last!