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Dave who says BOO

@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social

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WARNING! I am a real Florida Man. If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · Aug 4

Ok.
One more time.
People are allowed to like stuff that you don’t.
This includes, but is not limited to;
Cars
Colors
Houses
Bands
Movies
TV shows
People of the same gender
People of genders that you’ve never heard of
People of different genders
Clothing
Religions
Sports Teams
It’s ok.
You’re ok.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 6h

Sitting here crying softly and petting my cats.
You know, normal guy stuff.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 6h

Ew. Tesla.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 6h

So the first Avatar movie was Dream of the Blue Kitten, the second one was Things get Wet, and the next one is Things get Hot, have I got that right?

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 7h

Checks in, sees that Mitch McConnell is trending, sees why, goes back to being disappointed.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t have the legs to pull one off anymore.
I’d bet Aido would look great, though.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 7h

It looks like a shorter kilt. I think you can probably find people over there who have an opinion. I’m not wearing one.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 8h

Oh fuck, that’s horrible.
I’m so sorry. So very sorry.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 11h

As long as you’re happy, who cares?

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 11h

Saw a post that said they know liberals who have said things that are “just as bad” as that text chain between those republicans and seriously, if you have that level of receipts, fucking bring it. Otherwise you’re just talking shit.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 11h

Is there any way to mute or block certain kinds of memes?
Like all of the ones with yellow letters or something?

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 12h

Whoa, settle down. Imagine if you’d found a good pic.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 14h

Yes.
Obviously, some clarification is needed. I was living at her place and we broke up. It took me a couple of days to find a new place. I worked at the zoo at the time. I cut a deal with the security guard. Nobody ever knew.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Two nights. Shh.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

“Casey Jones” by the Grateful Dead
OR
Locomotive Breath by Jethro Tull

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, this is funny because I slept in the elephant barn at the old Central Florida Zoo while I was between housing situations. Girlfriend related.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Only two women, which seems proportionate for these scumbags.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

a man says mazikeen now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time ..

Alt: a man says now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .. He is Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

But that’s just a Merkin. They’ve been around almost forever.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

Merkin - Wikipedia

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

So she’s re-invented the Merkin?

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, ours doubled.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

I hope things have improved.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 2d

More like
“No, no. Not THAT kind of Fascist”

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 2d

Aw man.
You’re totally right, but I hate bringing that shit into every damn post.
The Greenville Zoo knows no politics, unlike the Fascists over at the @redvillezoo

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 2d

Fried chicken a la Dave.
A little darker than usual, I’m crediting the organic flour that I got on sale.
Still fucking awesome.

A plate full of three chicken breasts that were cut into chunks, meticulously breaded, and fried by a doofus.