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They set a slamhound on Turner's trail in New Delhi, slotted it to his pheromones and the color of his hair.

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Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · Nov 14

With SANDBAGGERS now on Amazon Prime, I present The Cut-Glass Index, a ranking of the series' posh accents. We begin at #10: Jeff Ross. Cartoonish American accent, vital as a foil, but a deep blow to the character. A golden retriever gallumping through the hedge rows amid the beagles. Score: 0/10Jef

Jeff Ross from The Sandbaggers, played by Bob Sherman.

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Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 22h

From this angle, Will Forte could return to SNL for the occasional topical sketch.

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That is coincidentally my Wednesday double-feature.

Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 4d

Our apartment neighbor put out her Halloween candy early this morning. We have our own in the house, but my wife bought it and I don't know where it is.

Can I eat the candy my neighbor put out for tonight's children right now if I will essentially replace it with our own candy later tonight?

Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 4d

Jos Louis and a Pepsi, the secular sacrament, violate no religious restrictions.

Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 4d

I change mine every Tuesday. Feels decadent.

Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 8d

Every LLM reply is a hallucination. Sometimes, those hallucinations are correct.

Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · Jun 19

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 8d

The Devil and the Huntsman anchors my Gird Your Loins playlist.

The Devil & The Huntsman

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Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 8d

I Am Love gathers nine separate works by John Adams, a classical composer. Together they create the dizzying exuberance that flutters in the heart of Swinton's unfaithful matriarch.

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 9d

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

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Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 8d

I said the same to my wife when I saw him at an event. Six or six-one.

Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 8d

It's the return of the Man In The Hope Blazer.

Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 9d

Few words bring me back to my early teen years in Buenos Aires like "boludo." I go years without hearing or remembering it. Then I'm right back in Vincente Lopez, planning a trip to Italpark with friends.

Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 12d

The champagne of TV theme songs.

Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 12d

I'm not taking grammar advice from a generation that refuses to punctuate text messages.

Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 12d

Them: "It's just one bad apple."
Me: "Finish that saying."

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Dave @daveturner.bsky.social · 14d

A moody, architecturally-eccentric manor in a mountain valley surrounded by mist. The scene is painted entirely in shades of blue. In the top center, we see the game's name, "Blue Prince," in an elaborate font that could be inspired by a fleur-de-lis. This game's soundtrack only uses two instruments: a keyboard and a tenor saxophone. It sounds like maudlin whales.

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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 14d

qq do people know you can use the same cup twice

dumbass ass idiot @melipone.bsky.social · 14d

jesus christ