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David Cake

@davecakes.bsky.social

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Illustrator DM for commissions, generously hipped and UC sufferer. Project 14.5 stone Shop https://www.redbubble.com/people/davecakes/shop?asc=u&ref=account-nav-dropdown

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 29d

I really only come on here for me.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 7h

Impossible

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 8h

Yes

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 8h

Cast iron orange one

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 9h

The simple answers are not the right answers.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 9h

Fuck it I’m going to buy something.

T-shirt or expensive Pepper mill?

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 9h

I’m sure I left some posts here for you to like.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 11h

It’s all anyone is talking about. It’s forcing people into these strong opinions. brexit all over again. They are pulling the same levers

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 11h

Merry Christmas everybody.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 11h

They are either thick or choose to be dumb. So fuck em.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 12h

I’m adorable

Picture of me and my meatball and tagliatelle dinner. I look super cute.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 13h

This will cure me

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 14h

Big Ange for the Duke of York ‘til the end of the season.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 18h

Calling a kid a little chatterbox because you can’t tell them to shut the fuck up anymore.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 18h

Calling a kid a little chatterbox because you can’t tell them to shut the fuck up anymore.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 19h

A Pepper Mil are you? Oh sorry I didn’t realise you were a whole working factory and not just a hand grinder.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 20h

My pepper mill broke last night. Now useless, worthless and ready for the bin I still have to brave the world and buy a new one.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 19h

No delivery is that quick.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 20h

Minty fresh I said as I breathed on the Postmen taking a pic of my parcel.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 20h

Is there a Drs Doom?

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 20h

The best thing you can do is not rely on social media for your mental health.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 20h

My pepper mill broke last night. Now useless, worthless and ready for the bin I still have to brave the world and buy a new one.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 21h

Jacket weather.

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Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 21h

A bleak dystopia where Sharia law predominates, while economic and cultural divisions mean that the different communities live parallel, segregated lives.

Oh, wait, that’s Dubai …

Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 22h

Mind how you go...

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 21h

I have scars there from a banter incident in my twenties so it’s always easy to redo. I hope you have some happier chomping soon and not just self chomping. Bonjela is good tip.

David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 21h

Hands up if you but your lip three times eating a burger last night?

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 22h

Not feeling it this week. Nice card though.

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