Dashiell Bennett
@dashiell.bsky.social
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New Yorker raised in Michigan. Recovered Blogspot Reply Guy.
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Doesn't really seem fair though, since there's two of him
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Max Muncy’s 14 home runs are most in Dodgers postseason history, breaking a tie at 13 with Corey Seager and Justin Turner
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Money talks, wealth whispers. It's quarter-zip season, boys
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This TikTok should win 6 Oscars (starting with Best Editing)
TikTok video by Andrew Rousso
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Bryan Adams recorded "Summer of '69" in 1984. If he wrote it today, it would be about the Summer of 2010.
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Should have let his wife kick that
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They can't stand to see the Lions winning!!
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Hey NFL, why would you want to "Intercept Cancer"??

You should wait until cancer is a defenseless receiver and then target it with the crown of your helmet!
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That's twice that SNL had a camera drift in to another shot tonight!
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Indiana's toughest remaining game is now.... UCLA??
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Roku City has an Arby's now!
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Do you think Bane allowed the road team to go home after the game or did they have to stay in Gotham until the end? Gotta believe they had more games to play that season!
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Not sure I fully understand the premise of the "Tom Brady knowledge" commercials. Is the joke that being inside the mind of Tom Brady is a lifetime of unceasing torment and sadness??
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I was a history major in college so I can say with some authority that nothing bad happens when armies can't feed their troops!
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If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure
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This is canon
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Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!
This was the longest winner-take-all game in postseason history by innings, with the Tigers ultimately winning.
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Don't worry, after this inning they have to go for 2 every time
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Hear me out: a base-running mitt, but it's 89-feet long
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Why would you wear one of those ridiculous base-running mitts and then slide feet first!!
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Why would you wear one of those ridiculous base-running mitts and then slide feet first!!
Reposted by Dashiell Bennett
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whenever Dillon Dingler isn't at the plate, everyone should be asking "Where's Dillon Dingler?"
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"I think this whole game has gotten a little Bizzardo am I right!"
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I don't even care who wins anymore I'm just glad no one had fun
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What is a strike, if not an umpire's manifestation of the absurd?