Dante N Digitalis (Bloojack)
@dantendigitalis.bsky.social
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I do not belong in normal society, life has made sure of this. I've seen the darkest side of humanity, as a non-veteran, a homeless heart and a dying light. I am ferocious, brave and my stupidity is limitless.

My beliefs based on a game, this game:

#AllHailTheSpagettiMonster #Ultima
Mutinium Argentum would be a splendid name for pirate ship, don't you think?
Anaconda you say? I am also well extremely versed in Parsel-Code. Your Slytherin vessel won't last the night!

(Also, I've played that -a gorgeous Oirish Artist by the name Aoife Hand introduced me many moons ago. She's a very talented illustrator who went by the name of Silverwing - coincidence?)
You are quite correct, the Crimson Forcefield is impenetrable, one barrier that no man has yet breached. However, as you well know, the Hastam Argentum class ship has a several backdoor mechanisms encoded into it's posterior matrix!

*keys in IDKFA into the command console*

You Doom, awaits...
The Frumious Bandersnatch?!?! Legendary snogging champion of the Galactic Federation? AKA @williamshatner.bsky.social? All but a very few have managed to evade his face-hugging advances - I tip my hat to you, Sir!

(Whilst I scuttle your ship - that is...)
a man with a beard is wearing a pirate costume and smiling .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a pirate costume and smiling .
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The bigger they are the harder they fall, my friend.

Besides, I am a proper good pilot - the likes of which no one has ever seen before! I did the Kestrel run with only half a womp rat once, don't you know?
That'll help keep the dementors away, no doubt.

I mean presuming you're not a filthy muggle, that is.
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Did you know that a typhoon just hit Alaska & displaced over 1,000 people and washed away entire communities?

If your media isn't covering this, it's bc these are Indigenous communities.
Btw, Doomy, think I would get away with a quick edit to the Babylon-wiki? The similarity is uncanny!

I know, I'm Nothing But Trouble, me.
I believe it went like this (According to Grok, anyway):
Is this the one where Bella puts her foot down with Edward and tells him to take his 300+ year old vampire carcass elsewhere? Maybe settle for some other similarly-aged sort that isn't a million times younger than him.
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Just assembling my ligbtsabres. Hope I get the khyber crystals the right way up.
I ate almost ate a spider yesterday. Want to see?

It's not mundane, but definitely trivial.

I felt sad, I like spiders - they're lovely.
Can imagine it. Here's an idea Podcast?

TassTalks - could bring in some of the various colours of people we both know for that.

@darkbluemonkey.bsky.social is a Twitcher and meganerd, I'd imagine he'd be game for something like this.

There's a lot of unspoken legends (Like the aforementioned)
Yes, because that would make you a girl, and as we both know girls are smelly.
I almost ate a spider the other day! It crept into my thai noodle medley before I nuked it. Poor thing.

(Very tasty, tho.)
I lay on a line of ants once. On a dam. In Nessie's territory.

Was very itchy. Beggars kept nipping me even when I gave some of my choccy flapjack.
srsly? That was where your mind went when you needed to make a mnemonic? My friend, I think you need to talk to someone...
Really? I kinda saw you being this sorta lassie. Not calling you a bonehead, or anything.

(Okay, maybe I am. Am stealing your ship anyways)

Need it for a lovely hol in Z'ha'doom, don't you know?

*cough*

#winkyface #Babylon5 > #FartWars