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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · Apr 2

leftovers are truly god's* gift to mankind*

*previous me's
"current me

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 56m

I tried an impossible burger once, I was not even able to finish it I was so grossed out

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 57m

she is so perfect in this show

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 57m

I did not even know there was a movie and now I'm annoyed that it's on netflix 😖

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 1h

it's been a minute since I've last watched it, I do remember it falls off a bit but I still always enjoyed it. there's at least one season I haven't seen yet

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 1h

I know what's coming and still

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h

go buy a bunch of ottolenghi cookbooks he'll never let you down

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h

see I went the third party route to keep it out of my emr, as a chronic pain patient I find that doctors are already dismissive of me enough without giving them more reason

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h

doesn't matter how many times I watch it the way Luther s1 comes to a head destroys me every time

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 3h

me neither

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 3h

how dare you

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 6h

my favorite local burger joint had an amazing made-in-house veggie patty that you could put on any of their burgers and then they replaced it with an impossible burger during covid and never went back. I hate it so much

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 6h

I like the beyond sausages fine for grilling with veggies in the summer but yeah when it comes to burgers I want an actual veggie burger. black bean burger is a solid runner up

right now I just want some decent fries but no place with good fries has a burger I want 😭

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 6h

I really hate how many places have replaced their veggie burgers with beyond/impossible burgers some of us aren't actually interested in "blood flavor"

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 7h

you're gonna want to go nextdoor and get a milkshake at tommy's while you're there

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 7h

😭

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 7h

haha I've never had one last more than a couple minutes, including the very first one. these doctors are making so much money egads

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 7h

yeah same. I need to go finish tsushima so I can feel justified when I buy yotei 😂

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

that would in fact improve my morale

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

the costs of the medical program add up here. it's $50/yr to the state to issue a new card, plus $75-150/yr to get a licensed doc to recertify you (the initial certification is ~$200)

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

my thoughts exactly. I'd spend the last 12 days of it locked in my bedroom

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 9h

looool

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 21h

why are bodies

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 22h

I have given up on the expanse box set for the night, every seller on every platform seems to be selling pirated shit

i hate this timeline

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 22h

we have no access to that alternate timeline, asking these questions is just a way to torture yourself. entirely possible we'd have been better off. entirely possible it would have hastened the inevitable decline. who can say

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 22h

I am confused by this post as a person with curly hair bc brushes are a big no-no for me girl where's your comb

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