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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · May 21

screenshot of Zac Oyama from the dropout show Make Some Noise with subtitles that read "(inhales gently) y'all gotta shut the fuck up"

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 2h

A foundational truth of this republic is it has no king.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h

Johnson: "We call it the Hate America Rally that will happen Saturday. Let's see who shows up for that. I bet you you'll see Hamas supporters, I bet you'll see antifa types, I bet you'll see Marxists on full display, people who don't want to stand and defend the foundational truths of this republic"

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2h

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 16h

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 3h

I really love Florida. I know it’s the easy butt of so many jokes, and I know parts of it are built directly on top of swamps in defiance of the laws of god, physics, and nature, but man, is it beautiful. It breaks my heart that it’s run by morally bankrupt clowns.

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 3h

Team loyalty (and Seattle’s affinity for furries) makes me want to suggest the Mariners Moose, but the grim horror of reality makes me think it’s probably the Phillies Phanatic :(

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

MARINERS WIN, HAPPY CANADIAN THANKSGIVING 🦃 🔱

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

JOSH NAYLOR WITH THE CANADIAN ON CANADIAN VIOLENCE 🔱🔱🔱

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

Aaah that’s so cool Star!! 🤩

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

SARAH AND BECCA WHO????????

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 1d

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 2d

If the Mariners win the WS I will get a Humpy tattoo

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Today’s win brought to you by adrenaline and vibes, baby 😎🔱

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 2d

“Postseason playoffs get an announcer team that doesn’t call Mariners runs like they’re somberly calling a personal tragedy” challenge, difficulty level impossible

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 2d

Is life often terrible? Yes.
Are there still always people out there going “Let’s make a cool ass thing for other people to see?” Also yes.

Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 3d

"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 4d

All your calls of the series-winning walkoff [Fox, Fox Deportes, KIRO, Radio Sol, WXYT, WDTW]

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dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 4d

My oh my. Dave would be proud as hell.

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 4d

October baseball hits different. One of the least stressful sports in the world is going to give me an ulcer.

Let's go, boys. Do it for Dave. 🔱

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 4d

MIGHT AS WELL GO WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING

dangerwillrobinson @dangerwrites.bsky.social · 4d

my boys my boys my scrappy beautiful boys who put everything but the kitchen sink into that. what an incredible team effort. what an incredible team!!!!! first time in 24 years, fireworks going off all over my neighborhood. true to the goddamn blue baby. 15 innings. my lights my city my team.