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Nick

Nick

@dandy0ne.bsky.social

240 followers 150 following 3K posts

Bit of a dandy, nerd, sci-fi/fantasy reader, boardgamer/TTRPGer. Might hook up with a guy someday. I'm not a serious person. Sarcasm is my love language. Body positivity account. Giver of the worlds okayest weinerings. 43 y/o idiot. You'll love me. Or not.

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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 16h

a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a glass of alcohol .

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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 20h

As an adult, you spend too many days being serious. Take time to be unserious.

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21h

Wishing my head was resting on your bum

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21h

Me: "want to come over for some fun?"

Her: "on my way"

Her: *shows up and immediately takes clothes off*

Me: *finishing setting up a boardgame*

"You're gonna get cold, silly"

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21h

😂

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21h

Having trouble getting out of bed this morning

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21h

Stop thinking about me so much and your heart won't go into palpitations 😉😆

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21h

Morning!

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 21h

🤣

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 1d

Worked last night. 3 hours of sleep. Meetings at the college all day. Bowling league tonight. So sleepy.

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 2d

Picked up a shift at the hospital tonight. Who wants to come and be my assistant nurse?

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 2d

Aw man!

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 2d

a picture of a stuffed animal with the words it 's so fluffy

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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 2d

Definitely worse ways to spend a Saturday

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a robe is raising his arms in the air .

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Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 3d

Housework today and work tomorrow night. Join in the amazing fun! Lol

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 4d

I need this in the fucking WORST way

Soft Sensual Erotic @onamissionary.bsky.social · 4d

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 4d

Share:
-a drink you might order
-a burger you might order
-a movie that you love that might surprise others

-old fashioned
-cajun dusted ground beef and ground bacon burger, american cheese, candied bacon, bread and butter pickles, habanero jelly
-Cannonball Run

Ery @shuttahbug.bsky.social · 7d

Share:
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-a movie you love that might surprise others

- Cotton Candy Cosmo
- Burger w/ pepperjack cheese, grilled onions & mushrooms, and chipotle aioli
- Coco (I fucking adore that movie! 😭)

🧟‍♂️ Merc With Half A Mouth 🧟‍♂️ @dubs0203.bsky.social · 7d

Share:
-a drink you might order
-a burger you might order
-a movie you love that might surprise others

- Either an old fashioned or G&T
- Burger w/ avocado, bacon, & truffle aioli
- The Fault in Our Stars

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 4d

I love this so much

Mr_Siegal @mrsiegal.bsky.social · 4d

Succulent...

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 6d

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 7d

*sad trombone*

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 7d

I used to have 50k followers on here. I blocked all of them though because they all kept asking to see my man bits. Nobody need that kind of attention.

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 7d

Looking for a woman with curves and an imperfect body who still loves to flirt with a man who's body is also imperfect.

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 7d

I have a huge crush on her

Dyazonium @dyazonium.bsky.social · 7d

Karen Gillan

Nick @dandy0ne.bsky.social · 7d

Lol