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Kempe

@d2kemps.bsky.social

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38-year-old board gamer and pharmaceutical manufacturer. I also have a TikTok with the same handle. He / Him

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Dec 21

I just got a haircut and couldn't show my barber a picture of what I wanted because it would involve digging through my phone photos. I have now dug through my phone photos to find this picture of a 2-3 fade with 3 finger texture on top.

A picture of me with freshly cut hair from 2019.

Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 1d

The clue should have been a lack of a life story to introduce the recipe.

Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 3d

One, two guardsmen stand before you (that's what I said now). Guardsmen, guardsmen will implore you (to go ahead now). One speaks truth within his talking (he seems well read now). This one is lying when he's squawking (they're in your head now).

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 4d

You can moderate nudity in the moderation settings. Cheese and beef is blurred for me on main and I need to tap it to unblur.

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 5d

If I already have an insatiable list for pickles, do I just die of want if I go on HRT?

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 6d

For sale. Hundreds of pounds of baby clothes. Never worn.

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Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🎃🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · 9d

Pokemon Red and Blue ad (1998)

#retro #art #gaming #Pokemon

Pokemon Red and Blue ad
Gamefreak
Gameboy
1998

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 12d

Pants

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Tron: SCARY @asterionhex.monster · 20d

The Ariel Needs Legs panel edited to say “four vaganias”

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 25d

I know I've complained about this on here before, but it bears repeating: why does my car have 4 vaganias?

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Sep 11

U play Modern? I play Post-Modern. Last finals, an Azorius player stripped naked. Rakdos player called a judge cause she didn't want to see her opponent's scars. The judge said they wouldn't allow it, but didn't stop anyone. I don't remember how it ended but it was supposed to teach human nature.

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C. L. Polk @clpolk.blacksky.app · Sep 11

oh hey, Canadians, here's a petition you might want to sign
(i've gone pretty much exclusively to petitions on ourcommons. I suspect the others aren't much more than mailing list nets.)

I like to call this one, "don't tell me what to buy, Mastercard"

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Petition e-6695 - Petitions

www.ourcommons.ca

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Sep 11

Quality Rep: Hey!
Me: (Immediately on high alert) What's wrong? What's happening?
Quality: Does something need to be wrong for me to say "Hi"?
Me: Yes, usually.

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Sep 7

All you can eat sushi! Will it be worth the cost? Probably not!

Bowl of edamame and 3 sets of sushi rolls on a table with my husband sitting across the table.

Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Sep 1

All Harpoonists Are Bastards

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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · Aug 26

youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4?...

The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel

YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Aug 23

Meta-mucinex: because nothing should come between your nose and your colon.

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Coop @riderstrike.bsky.social · Aug 22

You know, I hear this flick isn't great, but I'll be damned if they didn't nail the look.

Poster for the 1979 Film Adaptation of The Rose of Versailles

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Aug 20

Practicing more piano and finding that the piano solo in Take Your Mama by the Scissor Sisters is unhinged. Right as I get Bennie and the Jets down I get a solo that is twice as fast and also plays on top of the guitar solo. I'll get it soon, but right now my fingers are tripping over themselves.

Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Aug 15

You used a-- um-- jedi mind-- wait that's the wrong franchise...

Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Aug 15

Thief!

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Aug 13

I'm pretty sure I'm on every new song after we get harmonies for Queen

Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Aug 1

My "I will not jump in your car" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.

Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Jul 31

Today, a coworker asked if I wore bow-ties. I told him I didn't because I don't know how to tie them. He was surprised because the everything about me indicated that I would wear bow-ties. He then offered me a wooden bow-tie.

In other news, I am getting a wooden bow-tie.

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Jul 26

I am playing in a Timespinner tournament! Go to twitch.tv/weffjebster to see me play with my partner Planeswater!

weffjebster - Twitch

some quick pre-race async checkin

twitch.tv

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · Jul 26

On my way out yesterday, a cicada flew in my front door and screamed.

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