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Gabriel Bell

@czechtwice.bsky.social

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I’d rather be picking up something heavy. Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · Nov 27

Following every starter pack and using every block list. I follow four people. Two follow me. I last saw a skeet three weeks ago. I shitpost into the void and know true happiness.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10h

Also I don’t think I can blame it on gyno, my titties just like storing fat

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10h

There are a disturbing number of Twitter circa 2009 style posters on here it’s weird

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10h

My body does not want to give up the fat hanging out in my left tit, and I’m a little salty about it

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10h

Read the opening arc. Nothing special, nothing awful. Decent future world premise.

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 15h

Will I regrer this nostalgia blast, or be pleasantly surprised? Let’s find out.

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11h

We should just bring in scabs to run congress. Companies do that shit all the time.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11h

Hey hey I’ve gotta keep it around 3k to maintain

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11h

Where you messed up is you want to get Kroger brand toaster pastries in blueberry. Name brand pop tarts are garbage.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11h

youtu.be/hlsFgDjyePc?...

One of their better gags, pretty catchy too

Butter on a pop-tart song from Family Guy.

YouTube video by Pittbro

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11h

They don’t get real good until you add the butter

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12h

Aight that was by far the mildest set of flu shot symptoms I’ve ever had.

A bit clammy and off feeling an hour or so after, and spent a good amount of time watching movies on the couch, but still got up with my alarm clock, hit my step goal, and got my workout

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12h

I’m still laughing at the sign on the Popeye’s Drive Thru.

A window with the words “Please Have a Blessed Day” over the words “Under 24 Hour Video Surveillance”

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12h

If I don’t end up with abs, it will be because my belly is happy and full of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. And that, I think, is a life well-lived

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12h

One thing that’s a little bit funny is AI is almost perfectly suited to completely drain a pay pig

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 14h

This one hurts as much as George Miller

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 15h

Whoever said autocorrect is getting worse was right.

*regret

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 15h

Will I regrer this nostalgia blast, or be pleasantly surprised? Let’s find out.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 15h

I’d never seen the Fright Night remake but watching it I found it hard to suspend disbelief there were people turning down a bite on the neck from 2010’s Colin Farrell

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 15h

Peacock seems to have the best horror movie line up this year

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 15h

Took a month off dips, got better at them.

A man wearing a brown shirt and black shorts holds the top position on a dip station. He has a belt with a weight plate attached.

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 16h

Gonna start lifting overhead in running shoes, see if I can’t hurry it along a bit

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 16h

Oh thank god, fifteen more years of lifting I might finally be dumb enough to be happy

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19h

Anything less than Marquess of Queensberry rules they can go fuck themselves

Politico @politico.com · 20h

Speaker Mike Johnson and Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries will debate Wednesday on C-SPAN.

The yet-to-be-scheduled showdown will take place on “Ceasefire,” hosted by our Dasha Burns.

Mike Johnson and Hakeem Jeffries will debate on C-SPAN

The yet-to-be-scheduled showdown will take place on "Ceasefire," hosted by POLITICO's Dasha Burns.

www.politico.com

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19h

Took my sick day and drove all the way across town for the perfect Rueben, but the shop was unexpectedly closed.

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19h

How do you have Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza fucking in the middle of this pile of rotting ass cancer

Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19h

There’s no reason on earth this Ethan Coen movie should be able to suck out loud as badly as it does

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