Que Chimba, Cj
@cynicalceezy.bsky.social
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Latino nerd from Miami who writes and talks, but not for a living. I like libraries a lot. I can’t roll my Rs, but my Colombian accent is on point He/Him/His #GoFins #HeatCulture #LFGM #MarlinsBeisbol
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cynicalceezy.bsky.social
Sometimes all you need is a tall can of beer and an extreme sports game
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dadshammdad.bsky.social
Mr. President, sir, send in the National Guard. Philadelphia has gone woke.
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notnotnuanced.bsky.social
WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty- bop and zippity-zoom but the truth
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."
cynicalceezy.bsky.social
Yeah after being a genuinely unlikable asshole too!
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capybaroness.bsky.social
honestly i think the main reason i keep bouncing off the timeline here is because it's like 90% politics. where are the funny people, where are the film people, where are the basketball people. i thought i was following all the same folks. maybe it's a culture thing
cynicalceezy.bsky.social
I feel like I’m Mark Sanchez in 2025
cynicalceezy.bsky.social
Juicy J is from Memphis. Gotta do this for him
cynicalceezy.bsky.social
MH Bsky: get this BUM off my team
cynicalceezy.bsky.social
Imagine a verified Heat account saying “fuck this shit I’m gonna end it all” with a picture of the score? Box office
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ramiismail.com
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
mondoweiss.net
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
cynicalceezy.bsky.social
I’ll campaign for you if you give me access to it sometimes (I wanna threaten to kms on main whenever they lose)
cynicalceezy.bsky.social
NBA 2K26 was on sale so I picked it up and was drafted by Grizzlies. I’m confident I can be their starting SG (bummed I couldn’t keep my #15 jersey)
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flavorflav.bsky.social
R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️
An icon
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fourverts.bsky.social
red dead redemption subreddit filled with d’angelo tributes. what a career.
cynicalceezy.bsky.social
So we have to reach across the aisle for these guys?
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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veryimportant.lawyer
everyone needs to internalize that this is just how all republicans are and when nancy pelosi said "the country needs a strong republican party" she meant that more people like this should be powerful. they are all like this! they all think just like this and like trump and they love it and it's fun
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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cjzero.bsky.social
Opening social media with an existential dread every day and then you find out that D’Angelo passed away and man... the wrong ones keep leaving us
cynicalceezy.bsky.social
Three albums. All bangers. Insane, man.
cynicalceezy.bsky.social
No fucking way. What a devastating loss.
cynicalceezy.bsky.social
Don’t love the Pats leading but love the Bills getting lumped in with our shitty team lol
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razzball.bsky.social
Watch butt plug’s reaction to Cal Raleigh’s homer