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@cursorpod.bsky.social

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beetle/mads • 23 • he/him • sickly weird and unnerving 😯 • video games, 3DCG, horror, and whatnot ⚧️♏️🏳️‍🌈🔪 art/work: @ocuuda.com 💙💜 @scaryclown.org

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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · Oct 26

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Image of three magenta vector hearts, the largest in the center reading “dying decaying decomposition rotting”. There is a sleeping tabby kitten on top. The background is white and pink stripes.

Postal Dude, from POSTAL:Brain Damaged, next to an incredibly compressed speechbubble pointing towards him. He is saying “:3”.

The Victorious (Nickelodeon show) pearphone transition slide, showing a status update from Postal Dude on TheSlap.com:
“girls… make sure your vibrator and taser are SEPARATE colors
FEELING: Zapped 😮”

A close photograph of an orange tabby cat, sniffing the camera with her mouth slightly agape

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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 1d

What the he'll

beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 1d

This is fucking awesome

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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

just so you know if youre still putting discord notification sounds in whatever youtube video youre making i Fucking Hate you and i hope you get stung by bees and wasps and bitten by ants

beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon character with horns is wearing a red skirt and a black shirt with the letter g on it

ALT: a cartoon character with horns is wearing a red skirt and a black shirt with the letter g on it

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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

Guy who is using bluesky on mobile on safari instead of the app

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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

You just say fucking whatever and expect us to just say ok and move on

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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

Wasp inside of an empty starbucks cup

micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d

FUCK LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUTTTTT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT PLEEEEEASE FUCK PLEASE LET ME OUT LET ME OUTTTTTTRRRTTTTTTTTTT HELP HEP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP PLEASE LET ME OUT SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE HELP LET ME OUT NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING PLEASEEEEEE LET ME OUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d

I was having a full overstimulation moment and meanwhile he’s lying next to me blissfully oblivious to this reading Wikipedia List of Saints and saying shit like “did you know there was a Saint Gleb”

beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 7d

They would name bitches whatever in the 11th-13th centuries. Like yeah let's name our son Norbert. our firstborn is named Gleb.

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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

Ok buddy. Whatever. You wish you were as green as me

beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

You look so green in this pic

beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

I didn't know and i wanted to let you know about Gleb

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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

If i was green no one would even give a shit

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micro sd card @scaryclown.org · Apr 26

so proud of this so far ngl

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beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

Well i'm gonna touch you.

beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

micro sd card @scaryclown.org · 2d

I gotta start posting again

beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

I could be a lime or I could be a green
I could be chartreuse or jade or maybe ivy
I could be a lettuce i could be a mint
I could be the shade of green they made the grinch in

beetle 🪲 @cursorpod.bsky.social · 2d

Spoken For but it's green