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Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 13h

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 1d

You can try all you want, but LFG will always mean Looking For Group

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 1d

Today I learned that mannequins will still chase you even after you rip their heads off. I have no idea how they know where I am or how they’re able to move OH FUCK they can open doors

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Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 3d

I looked up The Sims once on Bluesky, and now my feed is full of softcore ERP slop content. I keep marking the posts as uninteresting and muting accounts, but it keeps flooding in. Please @bsky.app, how do I make it stop? I want to commit scooter to ankle.

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Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 4d

how do you turn off motion blur in real life?

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 5d

In Battlefield 6, I just shot a guy in the ass so hard he launched up into the air like Charlie Brown after Lucy yanks the football out from under him. GOTY

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 8d

Everyone in voice chat thinks I’ve matured and learned to control my temper.. but I just flip my mic up during meltdowns

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 9d

Time Enough at Last-- The ultimate introvert fantasy (gone wrong)

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a pile of books and says there 's time enough at last .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a pile of books and says there 's time enough at last .

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Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 11d

You can’t convince me Disney Dreamlight Valley isn’t a girl game, because at any moment you can just stop what you’re doing and change your outfit. Most modern FPS games are as well.
Manly games have a bare-bones UI and an endless XP grind. Nonbinary games have a frog and mods that break everything.

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 12d

Wow, so Oracle and I do have something in common

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Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 13d

I'm over 40 and still play video games. Without them to keep me busy, I’d be outside running amok; digging for fossils in the backyard, or exploring haunted derelict buildings. It's in everyone's best interest that I stay contained.

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 14d

sooo I tried to follow an Inktober 2025 prompt but somewhere along the way it turned into possession-induced art. I'm pretty sure I can't show this to anyone now. It's not mine anymore and tbh it's not very good

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 19d

Currently reading Minecraft: The Island by Max Brooks, and I'm tweaking big time cuz he referred to a cow as black and white. Cows are not black and white, they are BROWN and white! The more I read, I'm beginning to think none of this even happened!!!!!!!!!

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 21d

Now is the time to leave Tiktok and go to Skylight Social

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Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 23d

big if true:

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Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 23d

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Wave Gotik Treffen - Reflections - www.ezboard.com

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Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 23d

OwO;; Brutus?

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 27d

I love orange Tic Tacs sm I keep them in an old pill bottle on my desk. Sometimes I eat them by the handful just to freak people out so they leave my office faster.

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Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · 28d

The Wendy’s Unhappy Meal chicken nuggets came with scorpion pepper hot sauce that dropped me to 1 HP and banished me to the shadow realm. (I shit my pants)

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · Sep 21

My elderly mom fell the other day because she couldn’t lock the fuck in. smh

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · Sep 19

FaZe Subway Jared’s sudden departure has raised real concerns about accountability and transparency in FaZe Clan. Apparently, the E in esports does not stand for ethics.

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Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · Sep 18

ffs where are all the other elder millennial gamers at? Quit one of your jobs and log in, what we playin?

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · Sep 17

There was a time I was unknowingly sleeping with a married woman who had children, so now every time I throw the classic 'I f’d your mom' insult in a game, I can’t help but laugh because it might actually be true.

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · Sep 17

Sky: Children of the Light fixed my social anxiety and reminded me that strangers can be kind... but I can’t help wishing for a flamethrower. There’s a satisfying joy in wiping out the hostile stuff. Always running away lets problems spread or worsen if left unchecked. Yes, there's subtext here.

Nem @ctrlaltnem.bsky.social · Sep 14

I contracted a Venom symbiote at the Goob Lagoon water park. Management refused to refund our tickets since facultative alien bonding isn’t covered by their policy.

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