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🔻 lv25, trans/nonbinary, any pronouns 🔻 Warcraft, Dragon Age, FFXIV, Art 🔻 do not reupload my work | 🔞 🔻 support me on https://www.patreon.com/cw/cryptidly

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Cryptid @cryptidic.bsky.social · Nov 7

#promosky
hiii! i'm cryptid! i'm looking for mutuals !!!
🔞 mdni
📌 any pronouns | nonbinary

🔻 games
world of warcraft
final fantasy
dragon age
baldurs gate
ark: survival
beasts of bermuda
path of titans
monster hunter

🔻 interests
horrorcore, digital art, witchcraft, sci-fi, dnd

♡ / ↻ appreciated

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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 20h

Image of a Wyvern over text that reads 'It's A Wyvern Actually' Says Man Before Dying in Glorious Blaze

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Ellie - might post spoilers-ish 💙 @keyboardturner.bsky.social · 4d

Most of Magister's Terrace is accessible in the uninstanced version of the map (the non-collision areas have been fixed) (1/5) #spoilers

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Malizias @malizias.bsky.social · 12h

Working on a new dnd characteer 💫 she will live out my edgy dreams

#dndart #dnd #dndoc #ttrpg

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YASO (I am spinosaurus) @yaso5556.bsky.social · 7h

Tarbosaurus

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 1d

Heads up introverts, autodidacts and other former gifted kids: at this point if you haven't covered up your old harry potter tattoos.... uhhh...... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............

Eli Erlick @elierlick.bsky.social · 2d

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

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Katria Raden @katriaraden.bsky.social · 15h

she was a fairy

digital illustration of a purple haired fairy sitting on a pumpkin

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A🌷 @spilledpixel.bsky.social · 1d

i need to make more cozy art
#pixelart #ドット絵

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Andi Watson @andicomics.bsky.social · 19h

Vampire

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Alexej Axis @balorkin.bsky.social · 1d

Please. Don't support this person. I grew up with Harry Potter like the rest of you. But no fictional franchise should weigh more than human lives. And JK is destroying human lives. Her endeavors have substantially contributed to the passing of laws locking trans people out from healthcare in the UK

Eli Erlick @elierlick.bsky.social · 2d

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

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🎃 A Random NPC 🎃 @a-random-npc.bsky.social · 17h

I genuinely hope that since the Alliance gets void elf demon hunters that the Horde gets Nightborne Druids just so we can get this guy's armor. And because the High Botanist managed to turn himself into a tree because he was so passionate about his work.

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 18h

at the glory hole dressing anything that comes through in little coats and hats like shoemaker elves to free them

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gail 💖 🔜 FFXIV 🧋 NYC @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 1d

estinien my dehydrated borzoi of a man. my scrunkly. my crumploid.

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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 20h

They're practicing calligraphy! 🐦‍⬛🪶

"Happy Halloween" illustration of two Ravens practicing calligraphy with a feather. One is much more skilled than the other, but both seem to be enjoying themselves!

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22h

recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"

Why Wikipedia editors have deleted entries from the “List of unusual deaths”:

“hippos are extremely dangerous and very aggressive and there is nothing unusual about hippos killing people”
“the man was working on the toilet, making his death inherently less strange than if he had been using it”
“no longer an unusual or unique occurrence” regarding impalement by beach umbrella
“being hit by multiple motorcycles in a race is not an unusual death”
“fatalities involving objects or animals being launched into oncoming traffic are considered commonplace” regarding a Canadian couple’s fatal collision with a “flying bear”

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 1d

This is still my funniest joke

Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · May 8

When a character doesn't fit the plot:

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Guilherme Nunes - Commissions Open!! @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 22h

they were gossiping about you

painting of 3 owls looking at you in a flowery field

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 2d

YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.

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B A R S U K @barssuk.bsky.social · 1d

A free bird 🪶

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DanTheSpookynigma @dantheenigma.bsky.social · 3d

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Ana Valens | 🔞 | COMMS: (4/5) @acvalens.net · 1d

What’s happening with SNAP is filling me with the same feeling of dread, despair, and “the old world is rapidly dying” that I haven’t felt since COVID. Millions upon millions of Americans starving (many of which children) is something that is going to completely break down the social order in the US

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𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔰𝔨𝔢𝔯ᓚᘏᗢ @fernwhisker.bsky.social · 8d

cold just like december

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Sarah Colonthree (fragile!) @sarah.transsexual.gay · 1d

Women love me for my jesters privilege and my salacious b crumbpoasting

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 1d

*takes a deep breath of autumnal air* must be the season of the witch

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🦋 @occhitristi.bsky.social · 1d

*gently places a small clump of moss in your hand* 🤝🏻

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i like men @ilikemen.heliosphe.re · 1d

actually im gonna say it.
you should give your gnc characters facial hair.
you should give your androgynous characters facial hair.
you should give your characters.......... facial hair

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