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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 9m

israeli gumbo was one of the jaegers that got blown up in pacific rim

bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 36m

the amount of monetizable puppy content I leave on the table is unreal. all it would take is some grey laminate wood flooring and one of them megachurch girlfriends and i’m making $200, $300 a week on youtube. jim bezos money

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 2h

and what lab shoulders the blame for you

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 5h

still settling on a name!

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 6h

the true question raised by one piece is what happened to oda between kamabakka kingdom and the wano arc

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 8h

the whole tron setting doesn't really make sense. why is the computer run by a fascist dictator? (sees my laptop updates weren't installed because some background software refused to quit) kill that program. kill it now. kill that program immediately

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 6h

maam

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 7h

it’s not trained because it’s computer

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 8h

SaltReminder™: hey Dave! it looks like you're preparing a recipe, would you like to add some salt?

ME: that's a good idea, thanks SaltReminder™!

SaltReminder™: no problem!

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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 9h

“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.

I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.

Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.

newsletter.ofthebrave.org

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12h

people saw turbo teen and thought that’s how we’ll all be going to the automat

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12h

sorry i had my phone on popeye mode

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12h

i can’t believe we thoughts we were ever going to pull off flying cars

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14h

everyone is asleep and now my timeline is just that last guy i posted. sorry

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14h

i have to stay awake tonight so congrats, i am going to do so for at least a little while longer by responding to tedious quote posts. here’s you as a guy who falls for jennifer aniston scams on twitter

this guy but he thinks jennifer aniston is personally promising him nudes

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14h

man do not bring that face into my notifications this time of night

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16h

I caught up on chainsaw man and it’s very funny. But I don’t think I can specifically post why

bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 18h

I need to stay up all night. there’s just one problem: my stomach will get sick if i eat a crack rock

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16h

I feel worse about it than I should

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 17h

you are thinking of jugs

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 17h

no one else has said it but i absolutely conflated jane goodall and dian fossey. what good did a ranger rick subscription do me

bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 18h

can you imagine just sitting down to plan this and not feeling any shame or hesitation. seeing jane goodall on the tv as you’re doing it and how her thing was gorillas and yours is getting ready to deport a guy who’s been wrongly imprisoned since reagan’s first term

Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 19h

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 17h

walgreens keeps it locked up and i feel bad buzzing an employee to come over

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 17h

i also don’t have any crack

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 18h

I need to stay up all night. there’s just one problem: my stomach will get sick if i eat a crack rock

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 18h

you are a racist idiot who doesn’t know how posts on here work; what are you doing giving out political advice

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 18h

can you imagine just sitting down to plan this and not feeling any shame or hesitation. seeing jane goodall on the tv as you’re doing it and how her thing was gorillas and yours is getting ready to deport a guy who’s been wrongly imprisoned since reagan’s first term

Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 19h

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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