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“There’s no way I’m bending the knee I have left for a king in America.”

Damn. Just … damn.
Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related.

He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
Bowman is such a dutiful little boy
The President is a demented fool
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
You always in Maine? Either way, glad to have you!
Im clearly biased but this is objectively hilarious. Add to it the T coward hiding his ugly fascist face and 👌
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
Wow, that is a CROWD. Well done team
“Yep, only 104 more payments and this baby’s all mine” energy
Such pretty booties on that fashie
A lot of people in the business of politics spend a lot of time creating a lot of spoken & written words to describe leadership without saying the word LEADERSHIP

We’re watching many industries die in front of our very eyes & many more to come, but not sure I’ll shed many tears for that of punditry
The seacoast represented today. Well done, everyone. And the work is just beginning ✌️
It’s pretty funny and kinda great.
Hired an Indian grad student out of NC St. Had never been N of DC. We asked if she was concerned about our little area. She said “No I’ll live in one of the cities.” We pointed out they have 20k people.
Asked about her ‘hometown’. It has 10,000,000.
She’s a gem!!!!
It’s an amazing turnout of so many amazing people ✌️
Putin reminded T of kompromat
🇺🇸❗️Trump is showing "hesitancy" in pressuring Russia; instead, "the White House has put more pressure on Kyiv than on Moscow" — WSJ
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They don't think they're public servants.

They think they're kings, princes, dukes, and barons. They control the government, and that makes them royalty, and that means our money should be used to buy them planes and gold-plated toys and gilded ballrooms
I’d suggest he also pull a Salinger. And bring his wife.
Here y’all go:
you can block from this list if you want to moderate all in one go
I get a kick out of Republicans cycling through their female rumpswab roster every time someone runs their course. Lisa is the most recent version of bobo, greenehead, lunatic, mace, et al. She’ll become very shrill & eventually cycled out for some other bootlicker
They are like strains of influenza
Yeah, Dean Kaman. From Manchester, NH area. Really clever guy and science education booster. Still with us, btw.
But yeah his Segway is really just an early-stage prototype of tech/gyroscopic instruments that have since led to all kinds of other by-products people use.
The hype was indeed silly ✌️
Republicans are flailing.
Just having an Bsky account puts one on a list. Just being a registered Dem puts one on a list. Just attending a No Kings peaceful protest puts one on a list. Just reacting with a 😂 to a RW FB post puts one on a list.
Seems to me the sooner their list has 100,000,000+ people, the better? ✌️
I’d say these fascist fucks are desperate to feed their insatiable appetite for performative victimhood through negative engagement.
Let them starve.
Block block block.