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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂

@crischalcedony.bsky.social

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Writer, shirker, AuDHD. Cats, chronic illness, fandoms, fanfic, Muppets, cats. And cats. 🚫AI, 🚫requests for aid. Blue voter but 🚫political talk. https://archiveofourown.org/users/CrisChalcedony

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · Mar 12

When I was struggling through a long stretch of burnout before the pandemic, a counselor suggested trying to remember something that had made me happy in the past - a hobby, a band, whatever - and digging back into that, no matter how silly. Feels like good advice to try to return to now.

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 50m

@ripperelse.bsky.social

old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 1h

pachnelephalosaurus statue, public park, route 40, dinosaur, colorado, 1991

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 56m

Even we can’t recalculate if no one’s driving. Go vote.

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Girls Running From Houses @girlfleeshouse.bsky.social · 3h

She is ungovernable.

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 1h

Gotta keep those bappers in shape!

🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 1h

All soft things belong to kitties. (btw, love that knit blanket! 😻)

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 1h

Chessie: Ai fink dis 'werk' fing sounds like fayk newts. Iz wat de hooms say wen dey wantto stare at compoopers insted of feed kittys.

Longhaired black and white tuxedo cat with one green eye sits on an orange patterned blanket and stares at the camera.

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 1h

🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 2h

Gorgeous image from today's Choronophoto game (www.chronophoto.app/daily.html). From Trawl Basin Quay in Lowestoft, Suffolk, UK. Alt text contains the date (game spoiler). There's a special beauty to masted ships.

A small group of people stand at the end of a quay in Suffolk, UK, in 1908 surrounded by a forest of masts from masted ships.

🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 3h

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Disneyland Hourly @disneylandhourly.parkendium.com · 1d

[Source on Mediagraph]

No Description Available (October 18, 2001)

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 13h

Chessie: Iz haf to keep mine eye on dem! V v sneeky birbs.

🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 13h

a man is saying cast it into the fire

ALT: a man is saying cast it into the fire

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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 14h

A drawing of colorful bats hanging in a glowing cave. The caption reads, "Today's a good day to really look after yourself."

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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 17h

Oldsmobile Incas concept car (1986)

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 16h

So far so good! 😂

🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 16h

It's so true! 😂

🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 19h

Oooh, mebbe at dis place? www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRHR...

Animaniacs Dot's Poetry Corner Compilation

YouTube video by DrToonhattan

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 19h

I scanned Chessie's little peets because I want a tattoo of her pawprint (she's fine, no worries, lol). Her floof made this...not the best method. 😹 She enjoyed a churu while sitting on the scanner, though!

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Cat Cosplay @catcosplay.bsky.social · 20h

The God of Mischief and waking you up at 4 am for food.

#Loki #Cats

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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 20h

Fruit Stripe Gum (circa 1961-2023): A line of fruit-flavored chewing gum, famous for the colorful, zebra-stripe pattern on each stick, and notorious for its expeditious loss of flavor

A pack of gum with zebra-style striped in red, yellow, and green. A cartoon zebra is on the pack, with rainbow strips, playing with a soccer ball. Above it are four sticks of gum in green, yellow, orange, and red wax paper respectively, each with a zebra playing a sport like tennis or basketball

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 20h

My pillboxes make me happy! 😂 Gotta get your glimmers of happiness where you can.

Two mint tins being used as pillboxes. One depicts Sophia from The Golden Girls and says: "Sophia's Judgemints: Picture it...Sicily 1922, an attractive peasant girl finds refreshing flavor." The other depicts Dorothy from The Golden Girls and says, "Dorothy's Enlightenmints: Take one for sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains."

🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 22h

I do drink a lot of Liquid IV but this just seems really odd to me?

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Quite Interesting @qi.com · 1d

Word of the Day: ANTIMETABOLE - a rhetorical device when words are repeated in successive clauses, but swapped. For instance JFK's "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country", or Snoop Dogg's "With my mind on my money and my money on my mind."

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