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she/her. veronica/crimes. MDNI. florida-based trans musician and artist. #1 angst queen. living art project. they put that party in me! music + ticket links here: https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 26d
cut the veins open and from them we spill
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 11h
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 10h
toilet 3, stylized as “TOIL3T”, was a disastrous invention resulting in over 30 million deaths. in a failed attempt to expand off of the highly successful toilet 2, toilet 3 was deployed in bathrooms across the americas to near-universal acclaim, before the receptacles became self-aware
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 11h
toilet 2: reckonings
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 11h
the world is full of beauty, and horror
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 11h
[to the tune of return of the mack as a piece of shit swirls back up to the surface post-flush] return of the crap,
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 11h
return of the toilet
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 11h
another superb heatpost i found:
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 2d
been thinking of this meme i saw for a couple weeks now
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 14h
this isn’t even the full video, i encourage everyone to find it. he spends 2/3s of his vlog about a car crash thanking people from a film festival by name and ends it by saying he’s proud of his wife for no clear reason in a tone that feels like a man in a hostage video
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 14h
the timing is absolutely unbelievably incredible. it feels deliberate
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 14h
@badbisque.bsky.social
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 14h
hit new tlc series "smokin' crack with peter murphy" cancelled after 3 episodes, fans take to streets in uproar
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 19h
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 16h
if this was on purpose i’d put him on the mount rushmore of comedy
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 16h
the smoke detector battery alert going off in alec baldwin’s car accident video diary post is comedic gold
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 16h
davey havok came up
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 16h
the smoke detector battery alert going off in alec baldwin’s car accident video diary post is comedic gold
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · Apr 17
we should build a beautiful roller coaster dipped in gold that kills its passengers
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 19h
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 21h
moaning in general agony
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 21h
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 21h
i’ve got my finger on the pulse of the culture!!!
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
if houses had hands we’d have to shake them all the time to thank them for all they do for us. it would be a more appreciative culture, and a more fearful one too
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
i’m looking forward to the impending era of infinite night
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