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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 4h

Intercepted from DHS:

Guards,

This is a color swatch to double check to see if you ICE agents can harass anybody. Note that anything from EDA268 to the left is strictly off limits!

Warden Noem

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 5h

For Trump's corruption, there are

known knowns

known unknowns

unknown knowns

unknown unknowns

and

known known unknown known known unknowns

He's the improv scam artist!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 5h

Donald J Trump: "Worst of all time!"

We agree, Donny boy! We fucking agree!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 5h

Mike Johnson: "The most threatening thing I've seen yet!"

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 5h

The Top Frog!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 5h

Sam Altman: The Ghost of Sam Bankman Fried Future.

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 16h

What is it that attracts anything human to RFK, Jr.?

I've heard of getting freaky, but this is ridiculous!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 16h

Another misfire from the Nobel Peace Prize on par with Kissinger!

Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 17h

Nobel Peace Prize recipient María Corina Machado appeared on Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast.

She touted the oil reserves in Venezuela (the largest in the world) and vowed to privatize the oil industry to enable American corporations to exploit and profit from the country’s resources if she gains power.

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 17h

Poetry Corner

"You don't look like a Greeley!"
So we will ignore your pleas
Won't free you, definitely
Hit you brutally with knees
fists, sticks, crowbars, what I see
You better not disagree
For you're mine, my arrestee
to throw in cell or in sea.
So, it will forever be
It's me for ICE, ICE for me

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 17h

Life Improvement Tips From George Washington:

80. Be not tedious in discourse or in reading unless you find the company pleased therewith.

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 17h

Breaking Future News:

Russian Talking Heads Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones Shocked At Trump's Turn to Ukraine

"Don't worry, guys, I'll turn back in a week!"

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 18h

Yokai of the Day:

Biron--Long, white, jelly-like creatures, they enjoy rubbing their long tails against their victims' necks and heads. Just throw salt at them to make them disappear.

yokai.com/biron/

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 18h

The Techbros are making us even more isolated and alienated from ourselves to satisfy their weirdest nerd dreams.

Anyone who wants to fuck ChatGPT/chatbots needs serious therapy and a few good human friends, not more time on-line with these hateful peddlers of wispy phantasms.

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 18h

Proud Nazis in the open Scared shitless Nazis in secret

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 18h

Shake You Down by na na
(to Take on Me by a-ha)

Stalking today
I'll be like how all cats play
If you want a delay
I would say another K to undo
Eyeing a way
I'll be coming for the above, okay?

Shake you down (shake you down)
Shake down you (shake down you)
I'll adieu
In a sec or two

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 18h

Trump's more worried about people knowing ICE agents' identities than he is about them breaking into people's houses, beating them up and kidnapping them.

This man's identity is highly protected. Your civil rights? Not!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 18h

He needs no Novocaine. He's immune to all pain already!

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 18h

Perversive pedophile me
Tell me that you'll skate for me
Withhold like you'll never let it go
'Cause I'm leavin' on Epstein's plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
You sabe? I hate you know

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 18h

Leaving On Epstein's Plane
(Leaving on a Jet Plane John Denver)

All my nags are sacked, I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside Jeff's door
I hate to beefcake up for the small fry
But Lil' Don is waitin', watch dirty porn
Ears waxy, waitin' to be blown, So horn
Already I'm so goonsome I could die

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 19h

Ad:

ChatGPT will have have an AI Sam Altman whisper sweet nothings into your ear!

And more!

Coming this December!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 19h

Ad:

Politically Correct Sirens

For sale!

Cheap!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 20h

You cannot step into the same President's brains twice!
-Heraclitus

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 20h

Breaking Future News:

Trump Places All Media On The High School Paper Model

"with all articles, etc. approved by the top editor - me!"

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 21h

Eugenics and You
Border Wall between US and Cuba
The White Power Rangers
Orange Tanning Solution For Toddlers program
The Donald J Trump International Golf Course
Studies to prove inflatable costumes cause cancer
Antifa & Satanic Cults
Talks on George Soros as the Antichrist
Cat Lady epidemic

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 21h

Democratic programs:
Social Security
Medicare
Medicaid
Education
Anti-Government Corruption
FBI investigation of Right Wing terrorist groups
FDA investigation of wellness influencer claims

Republican programs:
Statues of Robert E. Lee's horse Traveller
Loving Uncle Adolf
Charlie Kirk Nat'l Shrine

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