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Craxycatlady (she/her)

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Wife of my hubby, owned by a cat. Just living through a dystopian nightmare fueled by capitalism, greed, and disinformation. Fuck Trump.

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Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · Jan 24

The vibes I bring to the funtion:
(I am 30 to 40 years old and I see y'all doing this, so I had to jump in, no cap frfr)

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Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 2h

He was gummy and powdery; like the cheap frozen burritos you microwave until the interior burns some bites and the powdered tortilla dust you inhale burns yours lungs.

El Monterey, you bitch.

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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 2d

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 2d

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

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Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 2d

Waiting for the furnace repair man to come out, reading a King novel, my cat yelling in the background. Happy halloween,I guess.

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 4d

Where people are, buttons be.

I say to myself as I pry buttons off deaduns'. I'll need to trade em in soon, my pockets about to bust.

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 5d

I just bought 7 cups (I think) of buttons, in a 7 (I think) cup wide mouth Mason jar.

Why am I like this?

Only 15 dollars!

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 6d

Fun hike to stone tower.

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 7d

::Kafka enters the chat::

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 8d

Mike "I Don't Know" Johnson

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Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 9d

Attention: wok'd some julienned cabbage, Frizzle olive oil, ginger garlic paste. I tossed in ssammjang, gochujang, amd sesame oil at the last second.

So. Fucking. Yummy.

#foodsky #foody #cabbage

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 9d

Straightfacing "HOWDY!" with a smile that doesn't reach your eyes and your mouth a bit too wide.

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 9d

I realize my house is an assault on people's eyeballs. Tommy wisseau, rubber aliens, arcade cabinets in my livingroom, etc. Etc.

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 9d

I'm reading a problematic book.. I'm a few chapters in and the word "retard" has shown up twice, slut shaming,and native American culture is being butchered. Send help y'all...I found the (almost) complete series in. Thriftstore. It's so 2007 and so wrong.

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 10d

Just finished "Don't let the forest in" by CG Drew's.

How do I even deal with the ending?

Perhaps help me out? Spoilers?

#booksky #dontlettheforestin #whatendinghuh

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 10d

The theft of priceless French crown jewels from the Louvre turns out not to have been the most brazen, outrageous heist attempted this week. That honor goes instead to the president of the United States, who has confirmed he is considering instructing the Department of Justice to pay him $230 mn

Trump’s Daylight Robbery Makes the Louvre Jewelry Heist Look Like Chump Change

Why stop at a few chokers and tiaras when you can just empty out Fort Knox?

www.thedailybeast.com

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Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 11d

Hmmmm. What percentage of people must do this for it to have an effect? Where is nate silver?

Teela @teela.bsky.social · 12d

#ActionList

Do NOT Back Out!

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 11d

Momo just ate this so quick! A sniff,a lick, and then he went all tootsieroll owl on it "C R U N C H!"

He loves freezedried crunchy chickens

#catsky #bonkers

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 11d

THE PLAN FOR TODAY IS SIMPLE. HUBBY IS GETTING A HAIRCUT BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, AND I SHALL SNIFF THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF THE CVS. THE BEST SMELL EVER IS AUTUMNAL DRUGSTORES. SWEET, CINNAMON, CHEAP MICROPLASTICS. I WILL BE IN HEAVEN, NASALY. THESE ARE THE TIMES IM HAPPY I CAN STILL TURN ON MY NOSE.

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 11d

Added to my TBR! Sounds interesting!

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 11d

No I haven't, I haven't heard many people talk about it, do you reccomend?

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 12d

One of the best books we've read! We read The Martian right after this,Weir is a fantastic writer!

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 12d

Ikr! He has been super helpful in the bookclub

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 13d

Momo helps me with our book club (so far there is only me and him)

He likes project hail Mary the most so far.

I'm out of bookshelf space,woefully so.

#booksky #catsky

Cute cat sits on floor next to a pile of books

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Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 13d

Smiling Momo

#catsky

Craxycatlady (she/her) @craxycatlady.bsky.social · 13d

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE MY DAY WITHOUT ALEXA TO REMIND ME OF MY REMINDERS‽
EATING,LAUNDRY,DISHES ETC.