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Craig Fraser
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Cheery Canadian 🇨🇦. Co-owner of Dark Ascension LARP. The hero of Kvatch!
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · Nov 14
If anyone wants to get out some bad ju-ju in the Edmonton area, I encourage you to come hit friends with foam swords (safely, of course):

www.darkascensionlarp.com
Dark Ascension Larp
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 1d
Only America could.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 1d
“South Korea has recognized me as the Burger King, thank you for your attention to this matter.”
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 1d
I’m very glad my local community rec centre has a beautiful gym facility I can get to early with a few other early risers and people keep to themselves. Bliss.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 1d
That’s why he bought a smart couch to say this exact thing to him as he… enjoys the couch.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 1d
Put in headphones.
Stare at yourself intensely in the mirror.
Tell yourself, “Get. Stronger.”
Smash iron.
Leave.

That’s the point of the gym lol.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 1d
His last words to a panicking JD Vance who was running around waving his hands yelling “ohmygodohmygodohmygod…” was “Tell Pete to nuke Vietnam! They got me, finally. The bone spurs weren’t enough!”
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 1d
Captain Dementia is going to nuke Hawaii because he thinks that’s where Godzilla is.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 1d
Roger Stone is having his Victor Frankenstein “what have I done!?” moment.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 1d
This is like the scene in Return of the King when you heard the horns of the Rohirrim.
‘General strike if necessary’: Alberta unions declare intent to bring down UCP government — Global News
Leaders from unions representing hundreds of thousands of Albertans stood in solidarity while saying they are exploring the process or triggering a general, province-wide strike.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 1d
I really hope Elon realizes that he’s literally Sauron.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 1d
When you and two of your oldest friends show up to throw down as evil baddies at #LARP. #DarkAscension
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 2d
I run a LARP with 2 friends in AB and we just had our season finale event with 44 players.

We received many compliments after, but one came from a relatively new and quiet player. He said, “coming to game this year and making friends with REAL people has truly been medicine for my depression.”
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 2d
Might as well get a scoop from George Lucas about space travel to Mars and a follow up on the new music genre sweeping the universe known as space jazz (or as George Lucas calls it, jizz).
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 2d
He looks like the shittiest lead singer of the shittiest Rammstein tribute band.
spockresists.bsky.social Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 4d
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 3d
Man, fuck Bari Weiss.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 3d
Why would I be fair to someone who didn’t like the results of a fair race she was in and hasn’t shut the fuck up about it since?
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 3d
Riley Gaines claim to fame is she sucks ass at swimming.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 7d
He’s terrified SCOTUS are going to strike down his tariffs.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 7d
A capricious, immature little cry baby.
Trump attacks Canada again after saying he’ll end trade talks — The Globe and Mail
U.S. leader cites ‘egregious’ Ontario anti-tariff ad in late-night social media posts ending tariff negotiations
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 7d
Letting the criminals attack innocent civilians, nice…
judiciarydems.senate.gov Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 7d
BREAKING: Per new reporting, ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting under Kristi Noem. One was discovered to have a history of robbery and battery related to domestic violence while already in training.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 7d
Nope…
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 10d
He did this to show off to everyone else on the helicopter and nobody was impressed.
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 10d
#WorldSeries
a logo for the toronto blue jays with a bird and a maple leaf
ALT: a logo for the toronto blue jays with a bird and a maple leaf
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 10d
Go Jays!
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Craig Fraser @cpfraser.bsky.social · 10d
Just 100% indoctrinated.
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