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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 6h

It sounds like it's time to be cozy on your couch and watch a pleasant movie!

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 6h

Shouting "Kobe!" before in-bounding the ball

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 14h

I'm gonna eat Ted Danson
At the Pink Pony Club

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 14h

I too met the world that day, to similar bewilderment and eventual delight

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 17h

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 23h

Good night everybody!

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 23h

18 more minutes and this game finally ending becomes a birthday present

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 23h

The pitch clock makes it so the TV is a whole entire pitch behind the radio

Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 23h

Shout-out to the fan whose anguished scream at that foul ball by Betts came in loud and clear on the radio a minute ago

Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 1d

Yes but then I'd have to turn off my radio and unmute my TV!

Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 1d

Oh wait maybe there's a second guy who just isn't saying anything 99% of the time

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 1d

The poor radio guy I'm listening to is all alone in the booth

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 1d

Current weather: 50 degrees and strong breeze. Tomorrow's forecast: 86 lol

Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 14d

Running my A/C unit in fan mode so the output from the heater doesn't just hang out by the ceiling because we're in THAT part of the year

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 1d

The higher you lift them, the more you are insulting Nature and the rule of Gravity

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 2d

Filled my 20 gallon tank with 19.888 gallons of gas. This is the highest volume recorded in this mileage-tracking spreadsheet, which goes back to 10/25/2011. This is not the all-time record, which was 20.1 gallons, on a receipt my dad gave me.

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 4d

This would be a decent setpiece in a game where the protagonist is dying of massive head trauma, if it were done on purpose by actual artists

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 5d

I almost made today the end of my work week, but I gave back the vacation day and now I wish I hadn't, because I need to load up and go camping tomorrow! What a dummy!