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Maddy🦦
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27. she/her. All of my posts do reflect my employer and everyone I've ever met and they will be joining me in the shittiest level of Mormon heaven.
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From the moment I saw this crochet pattern I knew I had to make Him🥲 my pride and joy, Gonzo💕😭 #crochet #amigurumi #gonzo #muppets
Dangling the lesser of two evil Republican presidents idolized by the right and saying "pspsps" to right-wingers is so dumb it might actually work on some of them lol
Doug Ford's ad using Reagan's words slamming tariffs just aired during the World Series
The same shit-eating grin I saw on the faces of the MAGA agitators who circled the no kings protest I went to. My bf got this comment on a poster he saw and took a pic of that referenced nazis. Hey Karen! Here they are! All around you! She later replied she doesn't read the news much 🤡🤡🤡
I went to UGA and lived there for 4 years that is fucking vile. He went out looking for a fight what a piece of shit
I think I just internally reject blonde love interests (princess bride excluded) wait as I type this it shows he was brunette last year??? Typical
I feel like I'm taking a predictable trope quiz and winning this is what I've been training for
You cant convince me the nerdy brunette with freckles isnt the archetype for every skinny white guy who had unreasonable amounts of attention from girls in hs. Very Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 10 Things I Hate About You. I am not fooled
My Life with the Walter Boys is a sick and twisted The Fosters and Cheaper by the Dozen mashup
My brain mixed him with Rob Reiner for a sec and I was terrified
I read something about blinking and now im cursed with conscious blinking for a few minutes so I'm here to drag others down with me👹😈👁👄👁
Y'all I have no idea who tf Alex Cooper is and at this point I'm scared to ask
Everything aesthetically about Nobody Wants This on Netflix is so pleasing to me. Satisfying.
HBO Max better take those ICE Job commercials off my screen I'll cancel them all istg
The leapords ate my face subreddit gonna have a field day with the fallout from this one
Frankly I thought he'd paint it gold first
Dedicated car quarter club woohoooo
They all talk like trump now lol SAD
Never mistake Republican approval being low for Democrat approval being high
As a West Wing fan I'm GEEKING at the premiere of season 3 of The Diplomat OMGGGG
All this talk of if there is an AI bubble is so dumb. Look around. Who is benefitting from it? Also they're losing a shit ton of money already. Where's this revolutionary tech? The best they can do is chat bots that hallucinate?
Tell me the second question was "define satire" lmaooo
Do we think dogs understand how elevators work or
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The lil french Netflix movie about the louvre heist is going to be excellent.