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Maddy🦦

@cowardlylyons.bsky.social

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27. she/her. All of my posts do reflect my employer and everyone I've ever met and they will be joining me in the shittiest level of Mormon heaven.

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · Mar 17

From the moment I saw this crochet pattern I knew I had to make Him🥲 my pride and joy, Gonzo💕😭 #crochet #amigurumi #gonzo #muppets

Crochet amigurumi of Gonzo from The Muppets (pattern by Drew Hill) He's wearing a purple suit with punk details.

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 1h

Dangling the lesser of two evil Republican presidents idolized by the right and saying "pspsps" to right-wingers is so dumb it might actually work on some of them lol

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 14h

Doug Ford's ad using Reagan's words slamming tariffs just aired during the World Series

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 2h

The same shit-eating grin I saw on the faces of the MAGA agitators who circled the no kings protest I went to. My bf got this comment on a poster he saw and took a pic of that referenced nazis. Hey Karen! Here they are! All around you! She later replied she doesn't read the news much 🤡🤡🤡

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 2h

I went to UGA and lived there for 4 years that is fucking vile. He went out looking for a fight what a piece of shit

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 2h

I think I just internally reject blonde love interests (princess bride excluded) wait as I type this it shows he was brunette last year??? Typical

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 3h

I feel like I'm taking a predictable trope quiz and winning this is what I've been training for

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 12h

You cant convince me the nerdy brunette with freckles isnt the archetype for every skinny white guy who had unreasonable amounts of attention from girls in hs. Very Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 10 Things I Hate About You. I am not fooled

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 12h

My Life with the Walter Boys is a sick and twisted The Fosters and Cheaper by the Dozen mashup

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 13h

My brain mixed him with Rob Reiner for a sec and I was terrified

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 1d

I read something about blinking and now im cursed with conscious blinking for a few minutes so I'm here to drag others down with me👹😈👁👄👁

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 1d

Burn it down

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 1d

Y'all I have no idea who tf Alex Cooper is and at this point I'm scared to ask

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 1d

Everything aesthetically about Nobody Wants This on Netflix is so pleasing to me. Satisfying.

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 1d

HBO Max better take those ICE Job commercials off my screen I'll cancel them all istg

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 2d

Me every time I get to say "well she's got a leg up on him" to anyone when around my cat and tripod kitten

a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and smiling .

ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and smiling .

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 2d

The leapords ate my face subreddit gonna have a field day with the fallout from this one

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 2d

Frankly I thought he'd paint it gold first

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 3d

Dedicated car quarter club woohoooo

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onion person @junlper.beer · 3d

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 3d

They all talk like trump now lol SAD

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 4d

Never mistake Republican approval being low for Democrat approval being high

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 4d

As a West Wing fan I'm GEEKING at the premiere of season 3 of The Diplomat OMGGGG

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 4d

All this talk of if there is an AI bubble is so dumb. Look around. Who is benefitting from it? Also they're losing a shit ton of money already. Where's this revolutionary tech? The best they can do is chat bots that hallucinate?

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 4d

Tell me the second question was "define satire" lmaooo

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 4d

Do we think dogs understand how elevators work or

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 5d

The lil french Netflix movie about the louvre heist is going to be excellent.

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