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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 17h

“doing well, but we need to tighten up and stop the penalties”

Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 17h

I’m going to dress up as an NFL head coach for Halloween that way anytime someone asks how I’m doing I can lean in, stare off into the distance, and say: “I’m proud of how we looked out there, but we need to get our run game going in the second half”

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 19h

Hypothetically speaking, I may have lost a side bet in the @mbfantasylife.bsky.social dynasty league that I hypothetically instigated and if I start to hypothetically root for the falcons as a lifelong saints fan just leave me alone and let me live out the shame of this hypothetical bet.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 1d

a doink you can hear!! I love surprises!

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 1d

saying “yikes, the bills don’t look good” while I sit on my ass watching tv after sitting on my ass watching computer all day

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations!

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 1d

thinking about dressing up as the Jets for Halloween parties this year so I just don’t have to ever show up

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 2d

If I were the Chiefs, I would’ve had Kareem Hunt throw the ball to Patrick Mahomes for the touchdown there.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t wait for Rhamondre Stevenson to fumble in the Superdome today and then score against the Saints one drive later

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 2d

team Pooooooooooo is talking mad shit this morning

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 2d

If Mike Vrabel coached the Broncos, Troy Franklin would now be rewarded with 100% of the end zone targets for the remainder of the game.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 2d

No, but she did pick out a loser punishment.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 2d

My 7year old, who always scoffs about game days and having to watch football, just begged me to let her draft a fantasy football team this morning.

She’s now walking around the house bragging: “I got PUKA AND GIBBS, dad!”

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 3d

and maybe I’ll high five the ref idk

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 3d

making use of my free will by wearing a NY Giants shirt to my kids soccer game today all because a silly little QB and RB rookie duo made TNF fun again

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Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life @mbfantasylife.bsky.social · 4d

Where the "old heads" at?!

Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social’s favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑

(Sponsored by Draft Kings)

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 3d

Dr. Malcom’s Warning +6577

Your NFL playcallers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 4d

Cam Skattebo is the type of guy to scream “last one to the couch is a rotten egg” as he tramples over your furniture, I just know it.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 5d

Brian Daboll shouldn’t even be going into the blue tent but this is actually a pretty classic example of a forbidden love trope

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 5d

As I watched the Eagles tush push 4 times in a row, I couldn’t help but wonder… would i ever find a man that could last long enough for 4 pushes in m-