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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️

@coolhandkas.bsky.social

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · Jul 5

nice argument, too bad I have already depicted you as the lowly, pathetic Vagabond Joker and myself as the cool, popular Stuntman Joker

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 2h

I'm wearing the same witch hat and dress I do every year hehe

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 2h

Wasa matter with you

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 2h

frickin diet industry. We gotta take them down

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 2h

100%, people who have never struggled have such a visceral response to poor people

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

Lmaooo like wtf anyways? Do people think their random Internet complaint holds more weight than the established relationship between an employer/employee for real? Great way to waste everyone's time

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

Hahahahaha omg yes, do it 🥲 it makes me feel a tiny bit better than none of our bosses know how to do anything besides nag, smoke, and drive big pickup truck

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

As you should be, anyone who looks at another person who can't afford food and thinks anything other than "that's terrible/how can I help" is a shitty person imo. Sorry that it's getting to you today tho

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

NOOOOOOOOOO

lol actually though this reminds me of a time on Twitter that I said something snarky and the recipient tagged Costco's official account and said "is this really the type of person you want working there?" 😭🥲

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

like why the fuck are you making more money than me yet I have to marionette you around, stoppppp

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

It should be illegal to have a manager who knows less about the job than you

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

well shit, if you're vibing I'm happy 🙂‍↕️

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

I've been trying to stretch the budget a bit at the grocery store but clearly this ain't it

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

you're replacing BREAD with this? NOOOOOOO

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

damn it Chivon

(Complimentary)

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

a woman in a black shirt is making a funny face in a living room .

Alt: Kombucha girl gif

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

oh my god these are so fucking bad I'm just gonna throw them in the garbage

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

This is the first time I've bought them though, surely that one sale can't be keeping them afloat

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

buying wasa crackers instead of triscuits is the biggest idiot grocery shopping move I have made maybe ever. how is wasa still in business. who is supporting this company.

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

We would be better off if more people would mind their own damn business

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 4h

same deal with people who are against giving the homeless 5 bucks because they "will just spend it on drugs" like okay? And?

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 6h

Honestly I haven't heard great things 😕 St Albert was pretty rough too

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 6h

Wack, those are the worst. I'm gonna put my gm somewhere in the middle, a little uppity but knows how to have fun. 50th street is the most tire fire warehouse I've been at but also the most fun. I hope you guys get a manager shuffle soon

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 6h

Oooh k I guess that makes a tiny bit of sense. They could still let you wear a witch hat or devil horns at least, if they were cool 😒

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 6h

That's so lame, I hate a no-fun ass manager 😒 this is my first Halloween on shift at this location and I'm pleasantly surprised, our GM even bought us candy to hand out at the door

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 7h

Being an adult at work on Halloween is kinda lit because you can throw on the most low effort costume of all time and the crowd still goes bazerk because only like 5 people dress up

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