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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 2d

Destined to never beat ranked teams

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 2d

I hate football

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 2d

MARSHALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 2d

three men in suits and ties are looking at each other with the words what happened i blacked out on the bottom

ALT: three men in suits and ties are looking at each other with the words what happened i blacked out on the bottom

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 2d

Emmett IS THAT MAN

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 2d

Some will say that scoring points here would be pretty big and I tend to agree

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 2d

Who is this dingleberry??

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 2d

Bro was talking so much shit to Key the play before too lmao

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 2d

The blackout looks sick as hell ngl

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 8d

I already hate looking at the Steelers uniforms

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 9d

The fuck is "abrupt movement"???

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 9d

KENNETHHHHHHH

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 15d

Story of the Year dropping a metalcore heater in 2025 is a welcome surprise

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 16d

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 17d

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a black and white image of a person 's face taken by a camera .

ALT: a black and white image of a person 's face taken by a camera .

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 17d

Maybe it's Uncle Raiola that should be thinking about where he's going to be coaching next year

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 17d

All things considered, Raiola is putting on a show

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 17d

Tim Brando has to stop with the puns and shit

Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 17d

Explain to me how a guy who had a career game rushing last week didn't touch a single ball on the opening drive

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21d

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 23d

Cardiac kids

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 23d

I don't understand Dana Holgorsen's refusal to hand the ball off to Emmett inside the 10 yard line but I guess I'll take the TD

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 23d

Next three plays inside the 10:

Incomplete pass
Incomplete pass
QB scramble for 5 yds

Only 3 points

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING YALL

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 23d

FEED EMMETT THE GODDAMN ROCK

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Patrick @cookiesncreampie.bsky.social · 23d

Raiola is on something today. And not something good. Jesus christ

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