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I’m a Veronica. Sawyer.

@comedycharacters.bsky.social

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Dear Diary, my teenage angst bullshit has a body count. And if you bother to read this, formerly The Riffington Post.

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I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 16m

Don’t tell me Swifties aren’t good.

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I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 3h

(it isn’t working)

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I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 3h

If you have a SSN, a job, and can aspirate air, you can get a mortgage preapproval. Getting a conditional approval is even easy. It’s after that that things get wonky.

And correct. This is trying to prevent 2008 again.

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I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 3h

Also, a lot of this is falling on lenders, whose lending requirements have gotten significantly stricter over the course of the last several months. Therefore people who had a preapproval and we’re working on their loan diligently may not qualify at the time of closing.

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I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 3h

The way it works here is that if the buyer backs out and the seller then sells for less than the original sales price to the buyer, then they can litigate for the difference.

The only other option is to hold the money in escrow until both sides get litigation attorneys to sue each other.

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I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve stress

I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 5h

What did he say there at the end? It was as garbled as his brains are.

I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 21h

No, Steve Rannazzisi in "I Really Was in 9/11."

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I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 21h

you know what else you can watch?

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I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 22h

a person is cutting a cake in the shape of an armadillo with blood coming out of it .

ALT: a person is cutting a cake in the shape of an armadillo with blood coming out of it .

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I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 22h

yes

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I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 22h

Whatever I was just forced to listen to is worse than Umphreys, Eggy, and Goose combined. Naturally, Trey also plays on it.

I’m a Veronica. Sawyer. @comedycharacters.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know shit about my hometown hero Jeff Tweedy nor his music in any way, shape, or form. However, I just became a fan for personal reasons and now I'm about to dive in.

AYC