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insatiable loot goblin. spine removal enthusiast. itty bitty photo committee member. on a danmei bender. 🔞
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summoning someone to Be In The Kitchen (body double style) to cleanse the executive function shutdown caused by someone else previously Being In The Kitchen (evil style) when i needed a snack
they exchange christmas cards every year still, it’s not a stretch
i need to get my mother back in touch with her old fujo pal from high school now that she’s experienced danmei so they can bond on new levels
every interview where someone's trying valiantly to keep a wig out of their mouth is so precious to me
that's Steppe Daddy, to you
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those are hands according to the official art but no one can stop me reading them as ghost nips
made a lateral move so it won’t turn into the sperm monster when i forget to feed it and it’s basically already dead
i love when he shows up to introduce the concept of mountain mama's boyfriend repair shop and then play impromptu uber driver to evacuate an ethically roofied sister from a dubiously consensual larp scenario resulting in experimental wizard surgery
post-donghua thots:
- damn they really went all in on the xiyao agenda 👌
- shuanghua giving your corpse a sparkly little tattoo forever is so ??? ok lmao why not
- xy’s slutty little choker and décolletage are so precious i want to paint his nails i want to get him a job at hot topic
looool the entitlement in that last sentence is WILD. OP needs to log off so bad
me: "time to hit the tbr pile"
me, launching ck3 instead:
between the grandma furniture and the gay vampire jacket it’s apparent my evil influence had been cast upon this house
> nowhere is taking furniture donations
> mother volunteers to put it on fb rather than lug it back to my place
> only time will tell who will win in an overnight battle of Étagère vs Huge Cats
How Many Different Ways Can One Show Subtitle 公子 (The Answer Will Surprise You)
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my nasal spray’s maintaining the “unscented” claim by using “lemon flavour” instead of fragrance, i’m blasting the medicinal bastard son of mr clean and a jolly rancher into the dark afflicted crevices of my head, i’m tasting sweet citrusy relief
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Jarlaxle beating feet after stealing your partner, your pastries, hitting the wrong person with a pie, and lying about that dracolich that somehow escaped their phylactery and is now smashing the Host Tower apart

By @lobtwo.bsky.social 💜

#Jarlaxle #ForgottenRealms #D&D
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not crocodile tears this time 😘🔞 (nsfw + bottom binghe)
#svsss #bingqiu
A+ thread, as a millennial i feel like it's vital to use the internet in Weird Porn Jumpscare Mode regularly to maintain my psychological equilibrium
(it’s cute, it’s fun, i’m watching with someone else and climbing the walls of my enclosure bc honour compels me not to skip ahead to my 义城 babes on my own)