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@colken.bsky.social
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You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hsaqlh4nc4v5luci7oqusxuk/feed/aaaha5i5ewo2g
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Ambitious prediction
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I unironically love that song and I'm 60
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I'm gonna blast the Cocteau Twins and upset the carers who can't understand the words
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Freestyle rap battles between a couple of 80yr olds
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Kids, old man pubs are going to be the place to be because the music is going to be awesome
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This old man's pub has been playing Suede for 20 minutes. This seemed weird until I realised that Suede have been kicking about for over 30 years which means the clientele would have been mostly in their 20s, 30s or 40s at the time 😱
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Phone battery 😔
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Even worse, Nice Guy Eddie, they're not even sticking to standards!
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They're closing! And I'm on 3%!
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You're tapping your feet in bed, Steve, aren't you?

Sleeper just came on 😱
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Fucking hell I am officially an old man. I could pretend I wasn't as long old man's pubs played Neil Diamond and John Denver. The game is up
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There's an old guy tapping his feet to Great Things by Echobelly. Might be @wulfhelm.bsky.social
colken.bsky.social
This old man's pub has been playing Suede for 20 minutes. This seemed weird until I realised that Suede have been kicking about for over 30 years which means the clientele would have been mostly in their 20s, 30s or 40s at the time 😱
colken.bsky.social
A popular venue for local school proms
colken.bsky.social
Oh so YOU'RE picking on someone for writing the wrong thing?! 😀
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You can all have a producer credit
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Can you write an axe? (Mandatory)
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The term 'shots' in this case means expensive camera equipment. Cheers man!
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My two drinks came to £5:60 🙌