Colin Williamson - 奈良番外地
@colinwilliamson.bsky.social
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CAUSIN MUCH MAYHEM DROPPIN DRAMA Lead Tech Artist @ 17-BIT in Kyoto. Ex-Square Enix, Anchor Inc, 90s PC Gamer. My opinions are mine, yadda yadda. He/him
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There's a big honkin 20V battery on the frame, and when you pedal it gives you an assist. It feels like the Hulk is riding tandem with you, it rules
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I look forward to seeing how much this tech evolves by the time I'm old and weak but still need to bike up mountains to go buy vidya
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It is built like a tank, and weighs as much as one. Props to the safety systems, like how the handlebars lock out when you drop the kickstand to maintain stability.

Ride comfort: ****
Pedal assist zippiness: *****
Handling: ***
Braking: **
Safety Features: *****
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I have come into the possession of the Yamaha PAS Crew, the King of Mom Bikes, which is capable of scaling the 37% grade of Kuragari Pass (the steepest public road in Japan). So on tonight's midnight test drive I totally rode this shit up the closest mountain. I barely broke a sweat.
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RIP Drew Struzan. Watch the documentary about him, your jaw will be on the floor when you get to the part where he has to make last minute edits to the ADVENTURE IN BABYSITTING poster. Personal favorite: DuckTales.
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I shipped a video game with Fred Durst in it (like 25% of all game industry workers in 2001), and it's all downhill from there
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My favorite part about Plarail is how you can basically buy track by the kilogram at secondhand shops, when mom was gone we built a mega track across the entire house, it was insane. Never pulling that kind of nonsense with Lionel
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OH SHIT this month's Japan McDonald's Happy Meal toys are Plarail trains, and one of them is mothafuckin 🟡 DR. YELLOW 🟡 the Shinkansen diagnostic train

Also the decal sheet for this is a nightmare. Super skinny stickers and impossible to reaffix once contact is made

Still, mothafuckin DR. YELLOW 🚄
Plarail train of mothafuckin DR YELLOW
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Oh no

Also where is my fan translation of this damn game (the script is probably like impossible size and it's never happening until the Machi super remaster in 2035)
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That is super interesting. I believe the opinion of most publishers is that they don't want to get involved in the legal ramifications, and they are also frightened that using fan translations acknowledges/legitimizes them, since the legal department is screaming "THIS IS ILLEGAL!" (it's not ofc)
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So like, how does this work legally? I feel like there should be more of this, but I'm not sure how you'd draw up a contract.
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Xbox 360? We're not trying to do math, we're trying to play GAMES
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Particularly interested in the quitting part!
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I did the same for a Sega Astro City gacha machine. No shame
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Now is the time for playing / Now is the time for U R Mr. Gaying lives eternally rent-free in my head
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I remember the opening night party, that was a damn good time
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Donation sent to the master of the 65C816