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josh
@cohete.bsky.social
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he/him brown and queer 🏳️‍🌈 seattle perpetual hobbyist, lefty goofball, writer, runner, lover of time loops married + polyam Black and trans lives will always matter palestine 🇵🇸 will be free please be 21+ to follow
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i call it extra-marital sex because it’s like a fun little bonus
i am absolutely the broken clock in this scenario
whenever multiple apps have real slow connections i pray that fsociety has taken down aws. unfortunately it probably means i just need to restart my router
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It's good practice to lead with what you are doing rather than with what others aren't. Share what you are doing and invite others to join you.
i’m deleting my account tonight
nobody makes me laugh out loud like you do
what about just sipping it out of the container or from a shotglass
betrayers all around me i see
besties today did NOT like when i called buttermilk “sour cream water”
i guess now we can all hide in daddy’s foreskin when we hear a loud noise outside
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During Thanksgiving and holidays, people want to do food drives where they collect canned goods etc... and I really would love to offer that food banks need MONEY so if you can collect and donate MONEY please do that. They can then use those funds to purchase what's needed AT DISCOUNTS.
you can put me down twice 🥴🥴🥴
how many we got so far i got nowhere to sit
found my breakfast and my seat
happy birthday!! offering to blow out this candle
this could be a podcast
the funny this is, hearing my own name feels weird to me
can i stand by it too?
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me: no kings!

waiter: (disgusted) even drag?
had a surprise threesome with a guy named Josh once
idk i eat old wine barrels like they’re ribs