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𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—!

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𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Apr 15

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

" It's Dedede. KING DEDEDE. 'Ya got that,'ya hunk of scrap heap—?!

And I don't need no model! "

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 2

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“If it makes you feel any better, I can call you "Royal" penguin. Or if ya want, I can always make a brand new model of you!” ~ 🎵

. . . .

“Just kidding!”

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

" YOU LIL' PIPSQUEAK! GET BACK HERE! "

RUNNING AFTER.

𝖠𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖡𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁 ᯓ★ @ebullientvoid.bsky.social · Sep 2

The puffball glares at Deedee...

⌞Ima raid your fridge.⌝

with those words, he ran off.

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

Try me, puffball.

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

Try me, puffball.

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

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nessie.

could just make up your own for ribbon!

Wendy Cedar (Training Arc) @saffroncedar.bsky.social · Sep 2

(Listen, I would if I could figure out a character to muse. Closest I've gotten is Ribbon, but like...there's not a whole lot of personality there.

Unless I like, made a Waddle Dee McDonalds worker or something memey like that.)

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

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nessie.

join the kirby verse ooooh you want to so bad

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

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nessie.

join the kirby verse ooooh you want to so bad

a cartoon character with a w on his hat is in a hypnotic spiral .

ALT: a cartoon character with a w on his hat is in a hypnotic spiral .

media.tenor.com

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

" Kirby ain't no hero.

Now Starman! That's a hero! "

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

" Well. Yeah.

BUT 'YA DON'T GOTTA SAY IT LIKE THAT. "

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 2

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“My apologies, but your physique basically screams it! Can you blame me?”

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

" HEY. Who 'ya calling a big penguin? "

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

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nessie.

so when is someone making him

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

" HEY. Who 'ya calling a big penguin? "

~ 𝙎𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉 @haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · Sep 2

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“Hmm, he's followed me here... The little pink thing and his big penguin friend.”

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

. . . baking soda and vinegar. because he was told it would make them blow up.

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

feeding ducks at the pond.

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Sep 2

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Aug 22

that kirby and his dumb lil' dances.

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Aug 21

https://x.com/cartoonysid/status/1957971719722881285?s=46

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Aug 20

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nessie.

I mean waddle dee would solo the roaring fraud

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Aug 20

⠀
nessie.

waiting for the star an account

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Heh heh heh. "

Smugly high giving Kirby.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 20

"...you know what, I will? I'll PROVE to you that I-"

ONE KIRBY FIGHT LATER

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Go get 'im, tiger. "

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 20

"...you can't be serious."

Reposted by 𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—!

𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝙈𝘼𝙓𝙄𝙈𝙐𝙈 𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙆—! @popstarpuffball.bsky.social · Jan 6

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Aug 20

" A tiny pink puffball that kills all them gods.

You wanna try goin' up against 'im? "

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 20

"well then, what have YOU done, hmm? Lose to a tiny pink puffball a bunch of times?"

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Eh, 'ah doubt it.

Those monkies were gunnin' for you like they just saw a bunch of bananas. "

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Eh, 'ah doubt it.

Those monkies were gunnin' for you like they just saw a bunch of bananas. "

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 20

"YOU wouldn't get it"

"But I'll have you know, after I KINDLY got you out of the way, those Kongs were quaking in their boots!"

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Aug 20

" So much of a grand return if ah' could ruin it. "

𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · Aug 20

You've been tryin' to sell me stuff when ah'm still in debt from Nightmare's flunkies!