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Me before reading Lord of the Rings:

we're out of fuckin' forks again

Me after reading Lord of the Rings:

Alas! our forks have dwindled and gone down, and who now shall renew them?

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · Jan 4

Yassified Tom Bombadil

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 29d

My other car is a hot dog

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Gorey Cask of Amontilladoing @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 19h

Fools. Not one of them suspect my horse is the source of all my powers

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

Oh there's taco bell?

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

Dao de cringe

corpse @consume.red · 1d

huizi spoke to zhuangzi, saying, "the king of wei gave me the seed of a big conker. i unboxed it, like it was nature's labubu. not that it wasn't hugely big, but it wasn't useful, so i destroyed it."

zhuangzi said, "you, master, are certainly clumsy when it comes to unboxing nature's labubu."

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

Zhuangzi (privately): I fuckin hate this tree too man

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

What's that about

🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

It's gonna be cool when combined cycle turbines are left stranded by the ai bust in 2028. Not sure what they're gonna do with them. Ban renewables harder to make sure they stay profitable I guess.

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

Chicken cordon sanitaire

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

Is that her van

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going to eat shrimp

🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

Which one is that?

🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

All elves are lesbiabs

🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

The abrupt point of view changes in the Earthsea series was a revelation