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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 13h

i fear this means thebleedingalarm clears as far as 2000s kelowna post-hardcore/mall emo goes

Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 13h

like??? lmaoooo thank you kelowna very cool

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 13h

listening to Stutterfly and i'm thinking "oh hell yeah this is really good early 2000s post hardcore" and then they just blindside you with a fucking mall emo anti-abortion song and it's like what the fuck were you thinking. but then you remember they're from kelowna and it explains everything

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 1d

metallica is a nintendocore band because they will sue single mothers

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 3d

i'm sorry i voted for andrew cuomo i thought he was the guy from weezer

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Cherry ΘΔ @cherby.bsky.social · 3d

Polycule so bad its the final fantasy house 2

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 4d

you ever see a t4t polycule so bad it gets you thinking about the 1954 mouse utopia experiments

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 5d

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 6d

showing up to work hungover with 3 hours of sleep after spending the night drinking red liquid and kissing girls only to be hit with unexpected overtime

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 8d

when i'm in a not answering the phone or having perscriptions ready on time or not staffing than one employee on at a time competition and my opponent is a loblaws pharmacy

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 10d

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 12d

hmmm tonight i will cry and listen to infant island

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 13d

we're 11 days from halloween and i have yet to see a painfully unfunny "trans girl having sex with pumpkin" joke. maybe nature is healing.

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 14d

guy who thinks the "they" in "they might be giants" is an antisemetic dogwhistle

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 14d

got my hands on a 2002 ETID shirt today... we are so back

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 14d

unionbusting my gangstalkers rn

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 15d

i love when i tell people i work in animation and they ask me some shit like "oh so what's you're opinion on the hazbin hotel situation?". Like why would i have an opinion on that, i said i work in animation, not that i'm unemployed.

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