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Eric Janvier

@classicjanvier.bsky.social

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Writer/Director/Producer/Sometimes Actor/Sometimes Not/Professional Amateur Chef/Trying to get BlueSky Famous

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · Aug 22

I always knew that when I made this film, I wanted a classic 90s Group Shot Film Poster, and I did it! My first feature film is having it's World Premiere in September and I can't wait for people to watch my love letter to all things 90s and Movie Stores/Physical Media #FilmSky #MovieSky

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 11h

Who's even able to retire these days?

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 18h

Scream 7 feels like its trying too hard. It's looks like another fan fare and "remember this" sequel

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 18h

And we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and that dog of yours

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 19h

She's gonna be at some Ancient Indian Burial site wearing a Coachella Headdress drinking sloppy margaritas isn't she

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 19h

You know. Fuck the haters. Halloween Resurrection is not a bad film. I think it's a great satire on the rise of reality TV and a foreshadow of an age of misinformation that we're currently living in. Either that or I am just way too stoned. Plus you know Busta Bust Motha Fucka #FilmSky #MovieSky

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

"private accommodation" just means he'll have a house on the Tax Payers dime but it won't be an official property of the crown

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

Paul Schrader needs to start shutting the fuck up about AI

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

You know what's fucked up? Until the invention of the mirror, and maybe some shitty reflection the water, most people never knew what they looked like. There could have been some handsome fuck out there who thought he was ugly.

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

Or instead of introducing legislation that will go nowhere, start taking real action

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

Also a part of me thinks this is in relation to me name dropping Chow Yun Fat in a quick throwaway joke

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

Are people actually falling for the "Injured Dog/Cat" gofund me posts? I swear like everyone I've seen posted on here is a scam. They almost always turn their comments/reshares off

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

I got notes back on a script set in the late 1800s. They were very critical of me using modern language...

It's a script about a Kung-Fu Fighting NDN (Native American) roaming the Old West. I feel like modern language is a given with this kind of script.

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 1d

Toronto Game 6 if the Blue Jays Win or Game 7 if The Blue Jays lose

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

The Blue Jays just want to win at home hence

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know if INTERPOL is still a thing but they should totally be looking into the Trump Crypto Scam which is definitely not being used by crime lords and dictators

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

Can't wait for that bubble to fuck them all up when it bursts

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

Some might call this overreacting but I stand by the internet being one of the worst things to happen to humanity since the advent of the atomic bomb. If anything the internet has done far more damage to us as a society than a bomb that's only been used twice

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

The studios fucked up by following Netflix's model and now it's biting them in the ass so they are investing so much into AI to somehow save money when in reality they could go back to the old theatrical and physical model and still do fairly well

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

I hope Jeff Bezos loses so much money when the AI bubble bursts

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

I think the one thing social media ruined was underground film critics. I know he's a creep, but a guy like Harry Knowles had his finger on the pulse and there were few like him. Now everyone and there momma is a film critic and it sucks. I want that hard to find review for a hard to find film

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

The photography montage scene in Spice World deserves more love for how perfect it is #FilmSky #MovieSky
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Spice Girls - Saturday Night Divas - from 'Spice World' (1997)

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

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Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

Someone needs to nuke the internet. Wipe it all out. See how quickly those in power fall. They wouldn't know how to survive if they couldn't grift off the internet. You think Bezos knows how to make money outside of online shopping? The world will still turn as it had before and we'll all be okay

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

If some jabroni rolled up to my Zombie outbreak hideout looking like this you bet your ass I'd be sending them packing #FilmSky #MovieSky

Eric Janvier @classicjanvier.bsky.social · 2d

I saw a comment on here about how Alberta parents should strike by not letting their kids go to school and that reeked of so much upper middle class white privilege it isn't even funny. If BIPOC and underprivileged parents did that, they'd be arrested and their kids given over to the government