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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 21m

Wow I was almost inspired to post a picture of my butt.

Almost.

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 54m

brb signing up for communism

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 54m

Worried this morning but also hopeful. I’m hoping it ends up being a decent day and I wake up tonight to good news. 🙂

(Oh I sleep during the day, btw, it‘s not a vampire kink thing, unless you’re into that, in which case heyyyy 😉)

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 2h

It was like, 40 minutes

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 3h

Phone updates are stupid. Will it be two minutes? Forty minutes? Will your phone simply self destruct like a Mission Impossible tape? Who knows! Schedule it while you sleep so your alarms don’t go off! Live a little! 😨

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 3h

📝

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 3h

🤭

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 3h

haha I wonder what I'd do 👀

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 3h

Cute ideas for outdoor dates

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 5d

Picking Up Girls For Fucking In The Open Air

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 4h

👀

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 4h

Me, who has never tied anyone up or expressed interest in tying anyone up: I wonder what it would be like to tie someone up 🤔

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 4h

You got this 👍

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 4h

It’s pretty stupid when seeing an emoji of food makes me hungry. Doesn’t even have to be pictures of food anymore. Just cute cartoon characters of food

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 4h

We feeling good about it over here 👀

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 4h

Obv kidding I don’t use grindr can you imagine

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 4h

Fuck what do they mean “go private” I thought that shit was private already oh god oh fuck

Forbes @forbes.com · 20h

Grindr, a dating app for LGBTQ people, went public in 2022 after merging with a special-purpose acquisition company.

Grindr Stock Surges 10% As Company Reportedly May Go Private

Grindr, a dating app for LGBTQ people, went public in 2022 after merging with a special-purpose acquisition company.

www.forbes.com

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 4h

oh for sure omnomnomnom

Damn now I wanna get the grill out tomorrow

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 4h

Someone asked me if I was into brats and I thought they meant the sausages.

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 29d

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And I’m like
Hey I decided I’m not bi anymore, get the fuck off my property, who told you you were welcome here

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 28d

Thought I saw an ad telling me there were horny sluts near me, turns out my phone battery died and I was just seeing my reflection

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 5h

I’m having a lot of fun just saying it.

Hormone Homunculus

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 5h

🥳

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 5h

Not sure when you’re going in today but I’m watching for an update from you later and hoping it all goes well! I’m so happy for you! ❤️

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 5h

Remembering fondly the day at work when one of my coworkers was railing against trans people and complaining and misgendering and using slurs and I interrupted him to say “it’s okay if you think she’s hot bro, no one cares” and watched him go blank and suddenly start mumbling and walk away

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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 6h

I can definitely use this in the future

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