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Clare Blackwood
@clareblackwood.bsky.social
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Actor/comedian/writer. Words in The Beaverton, CBC Comedy, McSweeney’s, etc. Pierre Poilievre's personal assistant Mandy. she/her [email protected] https://buymeacoffee.com/clareblackwood
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · Mar 8
Listening to radio ads right now is like "Canadians are strong. Canadians are tough. Canadians never back down. Canadians deserve the best. That's why at Bob's Lube Garage, we know your tire lube should smell like poutine and Lake Erie fish,"
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 10h
Oh, she's my hometown MP. I am SO delightfully aware of dear Leslyn.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 10h
It's been a fabulous, surprising year with a LOT of great moments. Happy to share the enthusiasm here!
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 10h
Back atcha!
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 11h
Hell yeah. So good.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 11h
It's almost like he's a hypocritical garbage politician using buzzwords to score points from the worst people! Who knew.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 11h
Wait Until Dark!!
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 11h
It ain't over till it's over and I am nothing if not painfully optimistic. That being said, between work and baseball it's been nice having a tiny break from the news 24/7.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 12h
Hard same. He's basically an honorary Canadian at this point.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 12h
Honestly beats me
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 12h
ME TOO 😊
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 12h
no comment
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 12h
"Restore the merit principle," I scream, having apparently developed selective amnesia about losing my job based on a complete and total lack of merit
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 12h
Update: we could not, in fact, win the game. BUT I did see at least three almost-fights so there's some excitement for ya
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 13h
a man wearing a white sweater that says beauty on it
ALT: a man wearing a white sweater that says beauty on it
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 14h
EVERYTHING IS FINE I AM FINE WE CAN STILL WIN THE GAME HA HA
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 18h
a woman with a crown on her head says literally all of it
ALT: a woman with a crown on her head says literally all of it
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 18h
a man in a blue jays jersey is standing on a baseball field with a bat in the background .
ALT: a man in a blue jays jersey is standing on a baseball field with a bat in the background .
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 18h
Like he's been just lights out for months now, I sincerely hope every single player told him not to blame himself.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 18h
Kevin never doubt yourself, Toronto loves you and we wish nothing for you but to someday get the flamethrower you so rightfully, if illegally, deserve, king
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 18h
Kevin Gausman saying it's his fault we lost yesterday because he gave up one home run to the guy whose name might as well be Emperor Home Run when our offense couldn't get more than two hits genuinely makes me want to fight people
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 1d
went skating two days ago and so tonight I'll be watching the first blue jays game lying on the couch with a heating pad because my back has been spasming all day 😎 my body is a temple that crumbles at the hint of wind
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 2d
He should have gone at LEAST one more inning. So should Kirby, tbh.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 2d
As much as I truly want a Jays-Brewers World Series, you've got a deal.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 3d
Maybe just five or ten
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 3d
I don't wanna get cocky and jinx it but I'm definitely not mad about this sitch
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