Claire Waller / Claire Lunn
@clairesnonsense.bsky.social
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UK Author. Artist. Gobby feminist. In my Feral Bog Witch Era. Horror, DnD, Weird, cats. MANEATER out March 26 Transworld. I’M HERE TO HELP out now 🔗 https://linktr.ee/claithulhu?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=5cec404b-90bb-4a2d-b19c-85c695f21391
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What is all this?! Why, it’s only MY BOOK BIRTHDAY!!

I’m Here to Help is out now!

Ebook: geni.us/B0DTB54F9Rau...

Audible UK: ow.ly/gZm050VxoxT

Audible US: ow.ly/54jR50VxoxU

#bookthreads #book #thriller #reader #reading #novel
Cover for my latest book - available now!!
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Word of mouth is important to a book's success. So, if you'd like to see the authors who wrote your favourite stories commissioned to write more, please keep talking about all the #books you love.
clairesnonsense.bsky.social
YEESSSS - stop letting rich people manipulate you into hating foreign people! Been saying this myself for years!! PREACH!! ❤️❤️
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SHUT UP, DON JEFFRIES. You’ve already made an absolute donkey of yourself, you can’t backpeddle now. Piss off back to Racistlandia with you.
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Sorry, but the far right does not counter balance the ‘far’ left. Once side wants to tax billionaires and ensure everyone has access to free healthcare. The other wants race war and literal genocide. This placating narrative needs to stop.

Also, Don Jeffries is a knob.
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(I fully did not intend to live sleet this - I was actually supposed to be making a chilli - but I’m so bloody mad now, I can’t help it. I thought it might be entertaining to hear Neil shout at a racist, but I should have known better. They truly are among us)
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Oh, he doesn’t believe any actual sources? THERE’S A FUCKING SURPRISE.

I do not like this man.

(I do like Neil, though. Neil deserves a pint after taking on that idiot. Neil deserves ALL the pints)
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(I am fully aware that ‘your mum’ in this context may actually be Alf)
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‘How is it racist to say something blatantly racist like why do brown people only want to invade places where white people live?’

I WISH I WAS EXAGGERATING BUT HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT.

OUT LOUD.

AND SOUNDED GENUINELY CONFUSED.

😳🫠
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UUUUGGGGHHHH It should not be allowed to be this stupid in public.

I, too, am now shouting at a racist @neilsanderssdcic.bsky.social .

(Thank you for destroying him for me and my blood pressure ❤️)
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She’ll see how cute you’ll look and say yes (EVERYONE looks cuter with a nose piercing. It’s the law)
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My poor neighbours… I’m currently listening to Some Dare Call it Conspiracy (ep: open.spotify.com/episode/7zCC...) and I’m so annoyed I’ve just shrieked OH NO, NOT DIVERSITY, DARLING! at the top of my voice (btw, I love you Neil and admire your restraint. I would’ve throat-punched that prick. Jesus)
Bonus - Neil Shouts At A Racist (BRV)
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I can't resist his little grumpy face. He won't let us touch him, but he doesn't run off when we open the back door anymore and will let us sit with him while he eats.

Your wife is good people ☺️
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We can’t let the kitties down (there are 4 adolescents as well that me and 2 of my neighbours are joint-caring for, but they’ll probably find homes because they’re only 6 months old. Brucie is older, much more skittish & a bit broken so his future isn’t so secure, so he can stay in his (our) garden)
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plus I already have 2 cats of my own, but I can’t stand the thought of him being stressed, or worse, put down just because he’s so hard to place. So say hi to Bruce, I guess? My garden foster cat (maybe more depending on how things go, we’ll see. G is not impressed 😂).
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Yep, they’re dropping off a trap in the next couple of days. His neuter is scheduled for Thursday, then barring and major health concerns, he’s coming back to me. He’s going to be a ‘garden foster’ (we’re having a shelter put up for him) as being inside will be too stressful for him initially
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her, so THANKFULLY one of the local cat charities have finally stepped in. They caught her and her recent litter, and now they want to catch her first litter and their dad - Bruce. Only problem is, they have now gone and space for Bruce, and no fosterer available… SO GUESS WHAT IM DOING??
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Bruce is VERY wary of people. This is as close as he gets. He comes to the window when he’s hungry, but that’s it. Turns out, the reason he’s been hanging around is due to an unspayed female a few doors down - she’s had 2 litters of kittens (both reported). Her ‘owners’ have now gone and abandoned-
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Well… this is a story.

This is Bruce. Bruce is basically feral. He’s a very skittish stray tom that has been hanging around our local area this summer - I’ve been trying to get him help, but all the local sanctuaries have been chocker so I’ve done my best to feed him and generally look after him
Stray tabby cat looking in our window
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(No, I absolutely cannot afford this, yes, I had completely forgotten about it until I got the delivery notice a moment and ago and PLEASE, no one tell G. I’ll just make them into Christmas presents and pretend I meant to do that all along or something 😬)
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Who needs drink when you have screaming unmedicated adhd, insomnia & about £50 worth of random crafty stuff turning up today cos you decided, in your infinite wisdom at 2am on Saturday, that you wanted to make witch charms for your kitchen for absolutely no reason at all other than why the fuck not?
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I need other platforms to promote my books, but these people are so. stupid. it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. I know I have to stop. But they’re just there, spreading their ill-informed nonsense… ugh, it burns. I really do despise wilful ignorance, especially as an excuse for hate.
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Post a hot character in horror…

… look, I know he’s canonically cold, but COME ON, PEOPLE
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Chaotic Good on Bluesky

Chaotic Evil on TikTok

(Why are they so easy to bully on TikTok? I’m turning into the worst version of myself over there. They say such terrible but oh so stupid things that are so easy to debunk… I have to stop before I lose myself. I have PRINCIPLES, dammit! 😭🫡)