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cjones47.bsky.social
There certainly was some conjecture that it would draw Hezbollah and possibly Iran into an immediate, intense multi front war that would overwhelm the golden dome. IDK if that was Sinwar's strategy, but it doesn't seem entirely unlikely.
cjones47.bsky.social
The majority of trading volume has shifted from institutional to retail in the last few years.
cjones47.bsky.social
This is pure retail irrationality. He posted something to the effect of "I think it will be fine."
The top of the image displays three green boxes indicating that the markets are up for the day. The data, last updated around 11:00 AM EDT, is as follows:

DJIA (Dow Jones Industrial Average): 45,898.42, which is up +418.82 points (+0.92%).

S&P 500: 6,624.82, which is up +72.31 points (+1.10%).

NASDAQ: 22,526.09, which is up +321.66 points (+1.45%).

Below the market data, a headline reads:
"Dow jumps 400 points as Trump post eases concern around U.S.-China trade tensions".
cjones47.bsky.social
It's frustrating that nobody is asking the important follow up of why they're being riffed rather than furloughed. What's unique about this shutdown?

Or just lead with that question.
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REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
cjones47.bsky.social
It's also funny that even Fox couldn't bring themselves to air all the audio of Trump's word salad at the knesset.
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Bessent: "No Kings means no paychecks. No paychecks and no government."
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ringwiss.bsky.social
Have a House resolution instead.
cjones47.bsky.social
Yeah - it's unclear. I read yesterday that Argentina will blow through the $20B in a month or two. Milei is facing elections on the 26th, so the timing is a bit suspicious. Maybe a crypto angle?
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(Reuters) - U.S. companies and consumers are bearing the brunt of the country's new import tariffs, early indications show, contradicting assertions by President Donald Trump and complicating the Federal Reserve's fight against inflation.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/how...
cjones47.bsky.social
Wow, Bibi totally prostrating himself in front of Trump.
cjones47.bsky.social
Bibi: "Donald Trump is the greatest friend Israel has ever had in the White House. It's not even close."
cjones47.bsky.social
Bibi backed out of the meeting.
cjones47.bsky.social
I was just commenting on Chaplin here. I had the good fortune of meeting 2 of his daughters - wonderful people with a very insightful father.

But, we could talk about Modi, Orban, Netanyahu, Sarkozy, ... - I can go on.
cjones47.bsky.social
I can't reconcile the extent to which the press parses the statements of one admin vs. another. It really can't be that easy to game by just vomiting a bunch of bullshit can it?

(apparently it can)
nickturse.bsky.social
Trump: “We took the freedom of speech away”

That's it.

That's the quote.
cjones47.bsky.social
Yeah, well the fucking original point is that it's probably an op, so don't fucking do it.
cjones47.bsky.social
As a drummer, the super tight drumming with loose flams are things that make me love this album.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHlK...
Meantime (1992)
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cjones47.bsky.social
The point is don't do the thing that is being encouraged and can get you in serious trouble (and cause a lot of harm) and is not effective as a protest technique. There are tons of better ways to cause good trouble.
cjones47.bsky.social
This is like ICE saying "there are no documented permanent injuries from our use of tear gas".
cjones47.bsky.social
People actually have actually published studies about both.
cjones47.bsky.social
An important difference is that laser experts say that lasers cause vision damage whereas toxicologists say that fentanyl exposure without injection is harmless.
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johnlaroe.bsky.social
More than 160 people showed up at
9th & Massachusetts in
#Lawrence, #Kansas today, 12 October 2025
"to stand for democracy and against this unconstitutional dismantling of our country."
Pro-democracy Kansans have been showing up here every Saturday since right after the MAGA regime's installation.
In the foreground: "R" (with US Flag) & "D" (with megaphone) led chants throughout the demonstration, their favorite: "There's no excuse for violence! We will not be silenced!" 
All around them and on the opposite street corner, others hold hand-made signs rejecting various policies of the MAGA regime. Across and down the street: Lawrence's red brick downtown buildings.
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laprofmme.bsky.social
Courtesy of colleagues at Penn
A variation on Benjamin Franklin’s 1754 engraving in the Pennsylvania Gazette, published in Philadelphia, in an effort to foster cooperation among the various colonies against the tyrant king of Britain, with the American colonies replaced by the nine universities selected for special collaboration opportunities
cjones47.bsky.social
Bias cut underwear is kind of fancy.
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How to sell underpants, the totally innocent and oh so very straight old 1940s American way: