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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 1d
It's good for if you want a card that absolutely
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 1d
The final boss of landfall decks.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 2d
This is my blue Oblivion Ring. It's also a full DnD party, and also a unicorn.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 3d
Instabanned. Not for being overpowered (though it is), but for how long it takes to count out exactly that many cards you need to draw every time.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 3d
I appreciate the Ninjutsu cost, in case you really, really, really don't want to pay blue mana for this.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 4d
Jucika ASMR
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 6d
Can't be too safe
A screenshot of a Discord embedded Bluesky post, the very post this one is responding to. It perfectly preserves the blurry image of the Mona Lisa herself. The added comment in Discord reads, "archiving this, just in case".
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 6d
Hell yeah, I recognize that swirly foil they had.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 6d
Painter's Servant lets you kill off the concept of targeted sorcery speed removal.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 6d
For the low low price of just 7 mana in two easy installments, you too can shrink your creature down and start building them up to the size you want! Call now!
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 10d
I know they won't put in the effort. But I wish they would.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 10d
Perfect for my Selesnya Overcosted Everything Kindred deck.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 12d
Pretty solid stats for 2 generic mana, but whatever you do, don't trigger Prowess three times in a turn.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 12d
too much blood too much blood!
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 12d
"We've stopped printing hexproof, so that responding to creatures on the board is more fun and interactive."

Creature on the board:
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 15d
He's terribly mysterious.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 16d
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1966)
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 16d
Sickos meme with Laboratory Maniac's face
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 18d
Very insightful of you.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 20d
I have no idea how to draw them, but Pinetanabous Mold and Rub the Bog are great band names.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 21d
You, you right there. Reading this. You gotta play this one.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 22d
I'm guessing there's some stax effect out there that makes this 0.0001% worse than "when this creature ETB, you may draw a card".
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 23d
Open the gates!
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 24d
Second ability's kind of interesting. Every legendary becomes a big recursion bomb, but then it's gone for good.

Unless it's your Commander.
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cjnchimaera @cjnchimaera.bsky.social · 24d
PC load bullet?!
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