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Call me up day or night free drinks and bad advice. And it's not much, but my money's on you (they/them/their)
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$20 says he doesn't know that and wouldn't care if he did.
Bet $20 that Donny Convict is planning to pardon Bibi.
Yes, we are dealing with that party. The call is coming from inside the house.
We have run out of ways to describe their gaslighting and projection
Does Musk think his endorsement will *help* Cuomo's numbers?
First Cuomo got Trump's endorsement, now he's got the endorsement of the richest man in the world.

It's clearer than ever that there's only one candidate for NYC Mayor who will actually stand up to the oligarchs: Zohran Mamdani.
Elon Musk backs Cuomo against Zohran Mamdani in NYC mayoral race
Musk encouraged NYC voters to back former Gov. Andrew Cuomo over Zohran Mamdani the day before the city's mayoral electi
www.businessinsider.com
If you have missed it, Teen Vogue has been one of the leading sane political reporters in the past few years.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
I'm really glad to see the almost non-existent 'no opinion' option. Even stick-your-head-in-the-sand voters are being forced to acknowledge this.
Don't be silly. I have been assured by high-placed Republicans that no citizens are being detained. None at all. And anybody reporting otherwise are probably terrorists who should be arrested.
In order to know that little, you have to work extremely hard.
Watch my supercut of things Mike Johnson doesn’t know. You can see the whole show here: www.youtube.com/live/Ams4OLn...
So the government is shut down but the USDA apparently still has enough juice to be concerned about Fairness in Food Sales.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
It's hard to sympathize with from people who don't suffer from it, and it's equally hard to sympathize with from people who do. In fact, the latter may be harsher than the former.
(S Korean diplomats give Trump a golden middle finger. Trump: "Ooo! Gold! There's nothing golder than gold!"
Trump was gifted a crown belonging to a king who claimed power from heaven. Silla’s kings rose by centralizing absolute power… and eventually collapsed under the corruption and rebellion. This was expert-level trolling by S. Korea, but Trump is too absorbed in himself to notice he’s the punchline.
“We present this gold crown to you on this joyous occasion”

Trump: Thank you very much
"Let us continue to do fuck all for the people of Texas!"
This was too good not to share.
I'm only staying there until my stock options vest.
Here's a hint to all of you who aspire to become PotUS: If you don't know how magnets work and you're about to give a speech where they figure prominently, before your speech ask a third-grader how they actually work. Don't just stand up there and say "If they get wet, I don't know what'll happen."
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Dunno man, maybe we should listen to establishment dems with their 20% approval and ability to win nearly half the time against actual nazis. Maybe they know the secret sauce

<<MAXIMUM SARCASM>>
FUCK'S SAKE. Of course 'and AI' because if predictive text can't solve nuclear power, who can?
Not satisfied with dragging our country back into the dirty past, the current administration is trying to leverage the entire world into more polluting and further speeding climate change.