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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 9m

The Turian Heirarchy reminds all staff that asking Urdnot Grunt about his sex life while on company property is strictly forbidden.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 41m

A general order went out across all volus-controlled systems to play hide-and-seek with Sovereign.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 1h

How can I convince my superior that I deserve a promotion if I cannot convince this annoying jelly to shoot people?

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 1h

I would prefer a living legend... and fewer thiefs.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 2h

Do not be fooled by Matriarch Dilinaga's writings. This is Saren's base of operations.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 3h

My people have searched many generations for thousands of pirates.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 3h

You ask a salarian: would he rather lie to the commander or charge in to save the day? He'll choose charge in to save the day every time.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 4h

Miranda was swathed in hot dust and radiation. She convinced the Citadel Council that space cows were expendable.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 4h

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood. You serve time in a turian prison, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of playing nice.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 5h

We had no other choice! The turians were already screwed. By acting quickly, we had a chance to kill Morinth in cold blood.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 6h

Thane and his squad went grocery shopping on the Citadel. I told them to blow Khalisah Al-Jilani's cover, but they wouldn't listen!

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 6h

The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around obtaining information on Cerberus activities.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 7h

Seeing that taxpayer money at work doesn't seem like a particularly good idea.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 7h

A month ago, I was shooting from the hip. Now I'm invoking the master's whip.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 8h

We had no other choice! The Tenth Street Reds were already only slightly used. By acting quickly, we had a chance to trust Cortez to make the right decisions.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 9h

A quarian excavation team has run into an unexpected problem after unearthing a smartass.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 9h

I've seen friends take orders from a Spectre before. Comes with being a marine.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 10h

The krogan periodically travel to the Attican Traverse, looking to gather Cision omni-gel converters. Usually in exchange for a titillating alien magazine.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 10h

I've always liked Tali'Zorah vas Normandy. She's as likely to commission a team to write a report to figure out what the hell to do as she is to have a bit of a chip on your shoulder.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 11h

The rule is "don't pass judgment on the little folk." Holding the line is tolerated if it doesn't interfere with endangering innocent people.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 12h

The Council would call a terrorist "almost unstoppable."

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 12h

Officially, it was ruled an accident. But I think Aria chucked Joker into an escape pod on purpose.

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 13h

Mayday mayday mayday! We're out here trying to break the cycle and all you can think about is how you can fight to the death to defend Legion?

Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 13h

We've got stolen credits, Liara's drawn-on eyebrows, a barrier curtain. According to the old vids, we have everything they want.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 14h

So you're breaking the law by filling up my bank account right now?