Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
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Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com
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Hey everyone, you’ve been asking me to run for office for a while, so guess what?

I’m running for California State Assembly!

Now, I don’t like asking for money, but we gotta pay for this somehow, and if everyone throws in $7 we’ll have the resources to run one hell of a race, so, uh, do the thing.
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“This is also why we’re trying to fire anyone who made fun of Charlie Kirk or posted his own words verbatim.”
thebulwark.com
Vance on public outrage over the "I love Hitler" group chat: "Grow up! Focus on the real issues. Don't focus on what kids say in group chats... The reality is that kids do stupid things, especially young boys — they tell edgy, offensive jokes. That's what kids do."
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jvagle.me
Quite a few of these kids are also somehow occupying adult positions of import within the Republican Party.
thebulwark.com
Vance on public outrage over the "I love Hitler" group chat: "Grow up! Focus on the real issues. Don't focus on what kids say in group chats... The reality is that kids do stupid things, especially young boys — they tell edgy, offensive jokes. That's what kids do."
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Yeah, it’s what initially draws people in and then they think all the other nonsense is true too
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Watched Dr. Strangelove and took away the wrong lesson
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No, no! I don’t want to stare into the void! It’s staring back!
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Damp and clammy, like the moist layer of grave sweat underneath a coffin lid
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It’s not a proper day unless you’ve spent some portion of it making the English language cry in the corner
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JD Vance will say literally anything that he thinks will get him more power. He is the platonic ideal of the soulless politician. No morals, no values, nothing but a yawning void that will never be fulfilled.
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You know who isn’t woke? Dead people. Checkmate, liberals.
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marisakabas.bsky.social
NEW — I dug into the story of ICE abducting a 13-year-old boy in Massachusetts and moving him 500 miles across state lines without notifying his mother, local cop's complicity, and how the federal government's justification for such cruelty is already falling apart:
ICE took a 13-year-old they said had a gun. Local cops say he didn’t.
Now he's detained 500 miles away from his Massachusetts home.
www.thehandbasket.co
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Yeah I’m not happy. Spoke out against that sham presentation at the city council meeting (as did others) but of course they didn’t listen
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self.agency
everyone on that stage went along with pardons for jan 6 participants
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."
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The music was as bad as the shoulderpads and I will die on this hill
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Yeah, they’ve definitely updated their catalogue, but I remember playing ping pong at my friend’s house as a kid with K-EARTH on the radio and the Beatles’ stuff was the most modern thing they played, the vast majority was Motown and older
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I got nothing, man. Corporate rock?
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Umm, this is BlueSky, I’m banned from Shitter
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Oooooof, yeah Generals was not a great addition to the franchise
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I had that game too! It also sucked real bad!
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cwebbonline.com
Wait one damn minute‼️

I know Lisa Murkowski isn’t up on her high horse talking about the lack of trust between Republicans and Democrats after she cast the deciding “Yes” on the so-called One Big Beautiful Bill and slipped in backroom deals for Alaska.

She’s part of the problem & needs to own it!
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Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
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Welcome to K-EARTH ONE OOOOOOOOOOH ONNNNNNNNNNE!

(circa the late 80’s early 90’s)